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Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML


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On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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at least your faimly was nice enough to do that without embarrassing you

#4 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:22am by JolynnConley8

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Getting VERY sick of this FIRST Bull Sh*t! Who really gives a flying F*ck If your FIRST OR FIFTIETH!

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:29am by werzal

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