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Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

I agree, your life sucks (25197) - you totally deserved it (2352)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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weird.....i was at first. Oh thats nice of him, then i read the second part, and i was like. O_O;; hahhaha.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:07pm by Kayem

YDI for not asking 4 some of the condoms or asking about getting some from him. n if u used the condom that he used then u r a nasty weirdo. or did he ask 4 the ones u had used?
N just go buy ur own condoms...gee its not that hard. get a job make some money go to the store buy a pack of condoms do w/ wat u please.

#39 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:13pm by inconvienentgurl

Something tells me you haven't realized what the roommate meant either...

#41 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:19pm by ELFENMAGICLOLZ

inconvienentgurl -

Please stop saying things, especially when you don't understand what you're talking about. You're giving me a massive headache.

He meant the roommate wanted to have sex with him.

Now, you're enlightened.

And you misspelled inconvenient.

#50 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:34pm by Witchcraft

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#57 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:29pm by zchpro

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#61 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:35am by hungryharry

@50 chill ur balls. ppl cn coment wut they want it's a public thing.

#82 - On 03/02/2010 at 9:19pm by miniman332211

You got yourself a new best friend right there pal

#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:07pm by Zwische

Aww man nasty

#3 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:07pm by JustSoLost

BUTT SECKS!

#62 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:31am by RustyShackelfurt

bart sacs

#68 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:05am by pingpongdj

You should pick your roommates more carefully :P

#4 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:08pm by Aska

Least he's being sensible, STDs and all that xD
Have fun!

#5 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:08pm by AnneFTW

HAHA! Atleast he bought protection :)

#6 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:11pm by Gia0896

Why're you complaining? Would you rather he not use any with you? He wants to be safe. Geez... People these days.

#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:12pm by Conkers

That sounds... interesting

#65 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:00am by FangBanger02

Intriguing. I didn't puke at 1 man 1 cup but came close. I'm feeling rather cautious about searching this one...

#69 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:08am by PandaPandaPandaX

1 man 1 cup? I've never heard of that. I'll be sure to take a look at it one day.

#76 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:46pm by acoti

is he hot lmao xD

#9 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:15pm by Bredynamite

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YDI for putting out gay vibes.

#10 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:16pm by alijacket

r u joking?

#31 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:13pm by uallsuck

hey hey #31...please observe the rules.
*points to poorly written poster that reads "DONT FEED THE TROLLS"*

#35 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:31pm by greenltrn2003

i know, but my personal rule is "take down all homophobic assholes". which overrules your shitty sign.

#42 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:31pm by uallsuck

Why is homophobia the only phobia that people hate others for having? It's just as legitimate a phobia as arachnophobia or anything else, but people call individuals with it intolerant assholes.

#43 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:35pm by fudrick

i'm gay and i found that comment funny...

#45 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:54pm by zrhcrx

because homophobia is a misnomer. Homophobia usually refers to people who are intolerant of gay's.
And it's not the only one - there is also negrophobia and sinophobia (among others)

#52 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:08pm by chanman

awesome he sounds like he wants to save money on trojans ....naw

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:21pm by kayceesaysfyl

Oh, snap!

#13 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:24pm by mrose57

mmm.....sounds hott!!

#14 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:25pm by mylifeisbetterth

Uhh...awkward...

#15 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:29pm by iljajlm

How awful, someone wants to have sex with you. Your life must be unbearable. I have a feeling this entire scenario would be a non-issue had your new roommate been a girl, which just makes it sad.

If you're straight, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm straight". If you're gay, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested". End of story. Not an FML.

#16 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Six_and_the_Moon

This.

#29 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:53pm by lmmmr

hell yes!

#33 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:18pm by PaulG10

#16, it's awkward and embarassing if your roommate wants to have sex with you and you don't reciprocate those feelings, whatever their sex. Especially if they've seen you with your pants off--roommates of the same gender aren't always as careful to cover up around each other. Stop trying to make it sound like he's being homophobic.

#55 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:31pm by FurryPurryKee

#16 is a moron

#56 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:23pm by captainamerica50

...ick.

#18 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:53pm by aback

Hot. You should have.

#19 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:58pm by harveywallbanger

He wants to fuck you. Take it as a compliment or don't, but take it regardless.

Be flattered, who knows when your next lay will be.

#20 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:02pm by Witchcraft

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#21 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:08pm by gmufilm

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wow you gotta change because obviously he thinks your gay in a way

#22 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:12pm by Zero2Sixty

YEA BCUZ OMG THAT IZ TOTES SUMTHIN 2 CHANGE!

You fucking moron...

#59 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am by Kira

Well, at least he's considerate.

#23 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:19pm by mycleverusername

congrats.

#24 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:21pm by penisface69

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#25 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:27pm by councilman97

..... WELL! That's... er, flattering.

Huh. Guess this will be how my friend feels when we move into together. AHA...

Tell him to tone down on awkwardness and that you aren't interested.

#26 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:33pm by DameGreyWulf

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#27 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:41pm by gmufilm

I thought he invited you to a threesome... sorry.

#28 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:43pm by Calaura9

It's just his way of saying cum along and get some!

#30 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:03pm by Hazard911

I hate you and your stupid link......

#46 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:59pm by crazycontagious

So stop being a cheapskate and buy your own.

#32 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:14pm by TheKitsune

What is with you twats and your stupid links? Fucking use Google if you want to wank it.

#40 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:17pm by youEQUALtosser

fail

#66 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:49am by I_am_stupid_also

Not quite sure with how you phrased it. Does he mean on you, 2 "gears" in 1 condom or in a threesome? Since if its the threesome bit or the on you bit it isn't a FML but a compliment. If its at the same time it's worrysome/disturbing but not a FML either.

#34 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:19pm by Gwyndion

read it again.
still dont get it?
Ok here;
College,
condoms,
roommates,
two guys...


(one cup)
yes, no?

#36 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:33pm by greenltrn2003

Well, FYL because he really shouldn't have assumed you were into that.

#37 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:49pm by sublime93

do you hump the same pillows too when you play with yourselves ? then wash the pillowcase later ?

#38 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:05pm by ladiesman14

GROSS!!

#44 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:37pm by mortegataco

umm if your both guys you dont need the condoms... its not like your gonna get pregnant lol.

#48 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:27pm by lukonthebritesid

STDs... could also be a reason. I hear AIDs can be quite deadly O.o;;

#49 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:30pm by hefox

And it would get messy without them.

#51 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:43pm by Witchcraft

You don't goo in your shoot DX jk, jk

Butt(pun) are you serious?

Dipshit....

#74 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:12pm by DunHassleDuhHoff

Telling him you're saving your anal virginity for marriage.

#53 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:21pm by FerrariCake

omg that's funny!!!! lol
just politely let him know that you'll just buy your own condoms :P

#54 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:21pm by alixe

this is a major FML story. HAHA good luck.

#58 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:40pm by Grillypower

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#60 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:32am by hungryharry

I'm guessing GW?

#63 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:55am by bco12

What a dick.

Find a condom big enough for his head and put it on him.

#64 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:58am by FangBanger02

run for the hills

and never come back

#67 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:16am by v1knownaz_chris

Go for it! Have fun! Totally not an FML. Have him turn youu gay(;

#71 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:13pm by leenheartlovex3

Meh, Bone him, at least you'll get laid.

#72 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:05am by kekerules

RUN ..........

#73 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:34am by heyhookers

kick his ass

#75 - On 09/18/2009 at 12:41am by El_mariachi

So??? Politely decline, move on with life - who really cares?

#77 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:39pm by phatdaddy62

that is weird. just try talking to him if that makes you feel better.:)

#78 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:02pm by akosirm

omg lol

#79 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:04pm by rimbob45

hahahahahah. thats hilarious.

#80 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:08pm by mariahasissues

He wants to be Butt Buddies!

#81 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:27pm by phatdaddy62

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