Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25197) - you totally deserved it (2352)
On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
weird.....i was at first. Oh thats nice of him, then i read the second part, and i was like. O_O;; hahhaha.
YDI for not asking 4 some of the condoms or asking about getting some from him. n if u used the condom that he used then u r a nasty weirdo. or did he ask 4 the ones u had used?
N just go buy ur own condoms...gee its not that hard. get a job make some money go to the store buy a pack of condoms do w/ wat u please.
#39 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:13pm by inconvienentgurl
Something tells me you haven't realized what the roommate meant either...
#41 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:19pm by ELFENMAGICLOLZ
inconvienentgurl -
Please stop saying things, especially when you don't understand what you're talking about. You're giving me a massive headache.
He meant the roommate wanted to have sex with him.
Now, you're enlightened.
And you misspelled inconvenient.
#50 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:34pm by Witchcraft
@50 chill ur balls. ppl cn coment wut they want it's a public thing.
#82 - On 03/02/2010 at 9:19pm by miniman332211
Why're you complaining? Would you rather he not use any with you? He wants to be safe. Geez... People these days.
Intriguing. I didn't puke at 1 man 1 cup but came close. I'm feeling rather cautious about searching this one...
#69 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:08am by PandaPandaPandaX
hey hey #31...please observe the rules.
*points to poorly written poster that reads "DONT FEED THE TROLLS"*
#35 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:31pm by greenltrn2003
i know, but my personal rule is "take down all homophobic assholes". which overrules your shitty sign.
Why is homophobia the only phobia that people hate others for having? It's just as legitimate a phobia as arachnophobia or anything else, but people call individuals with it intolerant assholes.
because homophobia is a misnomer. Homophobia usually refers to people who are intolerant of gay's.
And it's not the only one - there is also negrophobia and sinophobia (among others)
#52 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:08pm by chanman
awesome he sounds like he wants to save money on trojans ....naw
#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:21pm by kayceesaysfyl
How awful, someone wants to have sex with you. Your life must be unbearable. I have a feeling this entire scenario would be a non-issue had your new roommate been a girl, which just makes it sad.
If you're straight, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm straight". If you're gay, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested". End of story. Not an FML.
#16 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Six_and_the_Moon
#16, it's awkward and embarassing if your roommate wants to have sex with you and you don't reciprocate those feelings, whatever their sex. Especially if they've seen you with your pants off--roommates of the same gender aren't always as careful to cover up around each other. Stop trying to make it sound like he's being homophobic.
#55 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:31pm by FurryPurryKee
He wants to fuck you. Take it as a compliment or don't, but take it regardless.
Be flattered, who knows when your next lay will be.
#20 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:02pm by Witchcraft
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wow you gotta change because obviously he thinks your gay in a way
#22 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:12pm by Zero2Sixty
..... WELL! That's... er, flattering.
Huh. Guess this will be how my friend feels when we move into together. AHA...
Tell him to tone down on awkwardness and that you aren't interested.
#26 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:33pm by DameGreyWulf
What is with you twats and your stupid links? Fucking use Google if you want to wank it.
#40 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:17pm by youEQUALtosser
Not quite sure with how you phrased it. Does he mean on you, 2 "gears" in 1 condom or in a threesome? Since if its the threesome bit or the on you bit it isn't a FML but a compliment. If its at the same time it's worrysome/disturbing but not a FML either.
read it again.
still dont get it?
Ok here;
College,
condoms,
roommates,
two guys...
(one cup)
yes, no?
#36 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:33pm by greenltrn2003
do you hump the same pillows too when you play with yourselves ? then wash the pillowcase later ?
#38 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:05pm by ladiesman14
umm if your both guys you dont need the condoms... its not like your gonna get pregnant lol.
#48 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:27pm by lukonthebritesid
You don't goo in your shoot DX jk, jk
Butt(pun) are you serious?
Dipshit....
#74 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:12pm by DunHassleDuhHoff
Telling him you're saving your anal virginity for marriage.
#53 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:21pm by FerrariCake
What a dick.
Find a condom big enough for his head and put it on him.
#64 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:58am by FangBanger02
Go for it! Have fun! Totally not an FML. Have him turn youu gay(;
#71 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:13pm by leenheartlovex3
So??? Politely decline, move on with life - who really cares?
#77 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:39pm by phatdaddy62
