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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:45am by Dreamworld

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egh, I'm sure based on context it was bad sex. but personally I think it's hot trying to carry on a conversation while having sex. it's funny and bizzare and really worth it if they break their composure!

#11 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:44am by axs333

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