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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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This is both a FML and a YDI.

FML because everyone saw it, but YDI for giving head at a party, even if it was your boyfriend.

#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:10pm by ndawgg

the di is more cause they didn't notice there'd be silhouettes.

#44 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:38am by Masta_Blasta

Yeh it's more YDI cuz they didn't notise the freaking bright light.... -.-

#45 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:53pm by MadVlrus

lol funny shit

#46 - On 01/29/2010 at 2:19pm by jdcrazy

Wow that sucks haha

#2 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:13pm by luvedward4evr

Bwahahaha. That sucks. (No pun intended)

#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:23pm by anthrodraco

that sucks but that is hilarious

#4 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:37pm by ryansims

You suck!!! Literally ;P

#5 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:45pm by I_iz_epic

hahaha whore

#6 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:59pm by Wankster

anonymous? no shame in givin head.

#7 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:03pm by KillU2009

So what exactly are you complaining about he's your boy Are you a spitter if So YDI otherwise what wrong with being a good GF and really you didn't notice the light come on

#8 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:11pm by jcrazy123

shadow puppet porn!

#9 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:13pm by Jmido

a different meaning for "theater of the skin"

#43 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:40am by abouttofly

haha was there a line of guys waiting for their turn??

#10 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:31pm by M13LO

Yeah well, sluts don't do well in life.

#11 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:32pm by Judgment99

Yeah, because she is obviously a slut for giving her BOYFRIEND head.

So what if they saw? Most couples do sexual things together.

#12 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:45pm by Glam

In public it just seems a little desperate.
Why couldn't you just wait?

#34 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:40pm by Spagneti

ew dick. in. mouth. ew maybee????

#48 - On 03/01/2010 at 11:07pm by paramore96

YDI for being a whore

#13 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:55pm by firenighthawk

You're a whore too

#20 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:57pm by pickwick716

LMFAO it does look like a boulder

#27 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:07am by YankfanZZTop22

shit! how do you get a face like a boulder? lmao!
anyways, OP's not a whore for giving her boyfriend head! For fuck sake, if they're together, how the hell is it slutty?

#41 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:59am by silly_kate

ohhhhh I feel ur pain me and my gf got caught and FYI it doesn't make u a slut!!!!!!!!

#15 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:14pm by longday13

How did you not notice the lights turn on?

#16 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:26pm by blondegirl

Asshole. Get a room.

#17 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:55pm by mrose57

Ydi and eww his skeet and pee dirty weewee was all up in to mouth

#18 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:57pm by shootingstar8D

Wow. Your immaturity astounds me.

#39 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:18pm by ClumsyAmy

Why would u give your boyfriend head at a party. Also ur friend is a major douche for doing that.
FYL and YDI.

#19 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:02pm by movies12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

im really horny any takers?

#21 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:01pm by Thompson34

LOLOL!!!!!!!! You like back guys??????

#22 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:58pm by eperry84

wow. I got nuthin :p

#23 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:14pm by Pointy130

Whats giving head mean?

#24 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:27pm by KK_320

BLOW JOB

#49 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:47pm by farsidee

Kk_320 if you don't know what giving head means, then you are to young for the internet.

#25 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:58pm by 1234five

KK_320, get off the internet. That's like asking someone in RL what walking is.

OP: YDI. You should have either done it home or in front of everyone. Showing shadows of it is just cruel. ; )

#26 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:32am by Uepari

hahahahah omg this was funny. FYL for sure, but its funny.. yeah i dont think you're a slut or a whore. i mean sure it was a friend's party these things should be left at home but you didnt mean to give them a show.. still that's pretty funny.... i dunno about those weird looks, i bet they thought it was hot.

#28 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:54am by ariean

Good girl.

#29 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:15pm by MagicJosh

YEAHH thats a party.

#30 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:47pm by JxSxA

this is epic, total fml you definatley did not deserve that
i hope you gave them a good show though

#31 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:02pm by efmivida

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=102642

#32 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:17pm by lolcatzftw

YDI, wtf r u doing giving ur bf head at a PARTY?
wut u culdnt wait?? dumbass

#33 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:15am by iSushix3

Oh boohoo you're probably just pissy because nobody wants head from you.
Seriously, shut the fuck up, she was being a whore, it's lame to do that shit at a party.
GTFO.

#35 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:42pm by Spagneti

are you sure you weren't just doing something else that looked like giving head? Then, after that, you reached into the duffel bag and started digging stuff out while Austin Powers made double entendres, leading the guards outside to believe you were in fact removing the objects from his rectum?

#36 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:39pm by ForestFire0

what a fucken whore! now everyone knows that u suk at givin heads!

#37 - On 09/11/2009 at 9:24pm by Yoshi181313

AHAHA.

Reminds me of austin powers. :]

#38 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:15pm by ClumsyAmy

I kno a girl that was so shit-faced, that she shit herself!! the nasty part? she still had sex with someone that same night.... now that's desperate!

#40 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:47am by Jonathan33

That just made my day

#42 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:26pm by Myspace_Fame

slutt

#47 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:43pm by heyheyt

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