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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (268212) - you deserved it (24532)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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