Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you totally deserved it (5171)
On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)
On the bottom of every FML you can vote "Your life sucks" or "You deserved it."
In this case: She deserved it for dating a freak: YDI. :)
TBman I really hope you are being obnoxious to be obnoxious not because you are ignorant. Eat me means oral sex.
Eat me, go down, sucking the lolly, eating the pussy, tasting the juice...get it. Go on Slang Dictionary and look up these things so your peers do not think you are some lonely baby inside your home "touching your pee pee maker" in the basement while upstairs mommy makes you a grilled cheese while listening to the Spongebob Channel.
#116 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:05pm by AnalBottleOpener
He's probably talking about Jessica Nigri's pikachu costume. it's pretty hot. But her dressed as Rikky is hotter.
#119 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:10pm by kennethdg
I agree. Jessica Nigiri does a better Rikku, but her Pikachu costume is still hot.
#123 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:23pm by killinglights
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www.tubgirl.com
#125 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:26pm by Pharmacist
http://www.gamergy.ca/User-Submitted/jessica-nigri-the-sexy-new-face-of-pokemon.html
#130 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:52pm by kennethdg
AnalBottleOpener: is this Jim, cause if you are then why the hell are you on here instead of cleaning out the garage. Mom is going to kill you.
#156 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:16pm by LaceyPatrickson
TBman256 I really hope you're joking around. Cause if not, boy is that sad lol. As to No_Heart, I see nothing wrong with doing kinky things on table, as long as other people don't eat on that table.
P.S. this might be a laugh for some. I thought YDI meant: You're a dumb idiot
lol
#169 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:21pm by Ucla_cupcake
pokemon is a rat? i just thought it was some sort of solarobot-thingy tripped out yellow thing.
whatever it is, my son has a ton of the cards.
and i gotta throw imaginary poke-balls at him in defense.
#189 - On 08/31/2009 at 1:58am by fourthmonth
Common mistake, pokemon are like mutant creatures from a hellish demention. They often represent elements in nature.
#212 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:34pm by AnalBottleOpener
Now I think that last bit was a little uncalled for...
Until I started reading fanfiction, I had no idea what those phrases meant. D=
#219 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:11pm by monster_tamer
Freaky/creepy =/= bad sex though. I've had some really kinky chicks and I can tell you I won't forget some of those experiences. So yeah it may be weird/freaky but it's not harmful and I'm sure you'll remember the night for a long time to come.
68 = smartest comment here :]
if you're not into it, just think that the costume itself really doesn't matter all that much...
You know what, anyone who tells their girlfriend to put on some heels and a lot of make up is telling their girlfriend to dress like a hooker so they can have sex. That is weird and offense if you think about it. Also, anyone who wants their girl to call them Daddy, or who call their girl baby (she is your child? You want her to be a young child?) So in context a lot of things we find sexy are in reality gross to other people.
Swallowing? Think that is hot? Well some girls are disturbed by eating your unborn children.
And girls who want to be eaten out (THAT IS ORAL SEX TBMAN) is strange as well. I don't think the boyfriend was serious, I think he was being ironic. Want to be eaten at the table, well not going to happen unless you dress like Pikachu. And even if he was serious sex is one part of a relationship. He didn't ask anything too serious, nothing violent. Why is this a big deal.
#120 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:12pm by AnalBottleOpener
You tell me this isn't remotely hot.
http://semantink.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cosplay_580_full.jpg
nooot really lol
i find that as creepy as furries, sorry haha
#223 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:04pm by mysterynmayhem
Hey Hole, you fill me with joy! If you can make a girl come on command just holding your ball then you are a hero among heroes.
#220 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:16am by AnalBottleOpener
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YDI for owning a cat.
#4 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:37am by supermike33
i concur
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs097.snc1/4978_1170429025541_1372442707_30478937_7858409_n.jpg
I don't really get how this is an fml. At least his was creative. I'm gonna have to stay nutrual on this on.
#6 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:40am by filtration
lol I knew I was gonna get harassed about that, it was 4am and you understood it anyways. No point in acting like a douche about it.
#142 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:49pm by filtration
Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.
#11 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:52am by growingupnextmon
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUUUUUU. PIKAAAAAAA. YDI your bf is gay
#13 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:56am by RhymesWithOrange
Well... yes it weird but hey at least he told you! It would be worse if he were secretive about his freaky geeky little fantasies! Maybe he can eat you out through a Pikachu costume on the dinner table? Compromise people!!
Could you imagine that though?
"Mooooooom, how was I conceived?"
"Oh well mommy was lying on the kitchen table in a Pikachu costume getting man handled and yano, one thing led to another... and WHAM! 9 months later, there you were! Yay!"
#19 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:09am by repyourcliche
I sincerly hope you never have guests over because that is disgusting. On the dinner table? If you and your boyfriend are the only ones using it, if you're okay with it then fine but...now I'm afraid to eat at my dinner table. Great. Pikachu is a little unusual. Unless Pikachu was a girl. I guess. I was Pikachu for halloween in second grade, if you're like under 4 feet tall then you can borrow it. ;)
You guys are so pitiable if u have never done it on a dinner table.. even worse you do not even seem to think about it..
spice it up, do stg different than your mom and dad do these days, will you?
If I were gay, I'd be so happy to have such an amazing boyfriend. Not that I find pikachu sexually exciting (PIKAA! says the thankful pikachu!) It's just the idea of the matter. He thinks outside the box, or in this case, pokeball. You're a loser for taking it harshly. It's JUST pikachu for God's sake!
#17 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:06am by liveandletlive89
I can't even describe how gay you are for hypotheticaly saying any situation where you would have an "amazing bf"
"He thinks outside the box, or in this case, pokeball."
Haha, you win for that.
#71 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:56am by hothotheat_
Mmmmmm Jessica Nigri....
But yeah, I'm neutral here. All these "YDI for having a freak BF" comments are retarded. Yet I don't think it's worth an FYL either.
Yeah, I was gonna mention her to show all the naysayers just how hot pikachu can be, guess you beat me to it.
#94 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:27pm by russianspy1234
i don't get it, it's a relatively harmless fettish and you call him a freak...
gues thats why couples aren't honest one to another in fear of being laughed at
My first reaction: Pikachu? WTF!
Second reaction: Hey, at least it's harmless. In fact it's one of the most docile fantasies I've ever heard. AND he felt comfortable enough to tell you to your face. That's a GOOD thing. Don't betray that trust by posting it on the internet!
#23 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:22am by insomniacdude
Ugh, dump him immediately. You so do not want to be with a person who still likes Pokemon (which is, btw, the spawn of Satan and should be destroyed immediately). FYL, run far awayyyy.
#25 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:33am by valuemeal2
Whats wrong with Pokemon, seriously lets settle this with a pokemon battle right here and now! I use Charizard first, but you counter with a water pokemon, easily destroying Charizard, so i come back with a Zapdos, obliterating you, and anything else you choose. I win, see pokemon IS better, you can win arguments with it =).
#50 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:32am by growingupnextmon
Number 25, Are you stupid, or do you like to epic fail.
#132 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:17pm by oaklandfanatic
Ugh, shut the fuck up immediately. You are such a fucking moron for caring that people still like Pokemon (which is, btw, awesome, unlike the spawn of Satan you are, which should be destroyed immediately).
I swear to god if I see "Today, I saw an FML that said Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML. I don't see how this is bad. I think her boyfriend is wonderful." I'm gonna lose it.
How is that an FML? It doesn't affect your life at all really.
I don't see the FML in this one either.
i agree with #14 - better to find out from him up front than to find out WHILE you're having sex.
#32 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:36am by jomarthegreat
lol his little squirtle wants to peekatyou
after that you could jiggle his puff
thats enough pokemon puns for now
That's sexy for roleplaying.
Tell him you'll be Pikachu if he's Ash.
#36 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:43am by screwtaylor
there are much worse things out there, have fun with it!
#37 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:44am by myhairynutsack
how's this sound today me and my gf wear opening up about our fantasies i let her know my fantasy about a pikachu costume she thought it was a fhl, hers was fantay was being ate out on the dinner table I'm creative my gf is not fml
You have a gross fantasy. You know that's where you EAT, right?
#43 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:59am by bookworm124
ydi for starting the conversation. you never mentioned that it was sexual fantasies that you were discussing...
but really, misty is where it's at.
#48 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:23am by untalented1
YDI. People EAT on that table. Have some consideration you freak.
#51 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:37am by AmericaPie
that's so unsanitary.
& yeah that's a bit weird but at least he told you it.
be a little more respectful.
YDI for being a horny sex freak, expecting your boyfriend to be a horny sex freak, and then writing an FML because he's not.
Also, there is pokemon porn. Missingno porn. :D
I say he could have had a worst fantasy. Like having anal sex with a dead girl. I came across a guy in real life who said that was his. So get over it, its just a fantasy.
#66 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:46am by liquidbunny
The Pikachu that Ash hangs out with is male, but in the games you can get a Pikachu of either gender.
#81 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:19am by redblueviolet
Yes because Pokemon are lime amoeba, they split apart.
#121 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:14pm by AnalBottleOpener
You don't even know... Men are just more open about their fantasies. Women have way freakier fetishes that they just never talk about. Except to me. FML.
#69 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:51am by thewonkits
Your fantasy is weirder then his. :O
Don't make fun of pikachu foo!
#73 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:05am by shootingstar8D
Pikachu rocks wtf y r u making this an fml most would consider it a compliment
#78 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:16am by zangii1995
i dont think he meant a full out pikachu costume, he probably meant like those pikachu cosplay girls which i gotta admit does look pretty damn good.
like this for example
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pika8.jpg
...I think it'd be awesome to have a boyfriend who wanted to dress up in Pokemon costumes with me...
So?! Search for sexy pikachu on Google, and go to the first link. It's pretty freaking hot. ahaha. Sure, it's kinda weird that its Pokemon... but those costumes are still hot. I can understand his thaaang.
Why do you want to be eaten out on a dinner table?! Don't judge, don't judgeeee! And your life isn't fucked because he has that fantasy... maybe you should try it, though. What would be so terrible about it?
Yeah. You deserve it not because your boyfriend is "strange" but because you're being such a bitch about it. He probably wouldn't hesitate to fulfill your fantasy, and you're freaking out and posting his on the internet for the world to see. Even if the costume doesn't excite you, he's opening up to you with this, and you're being terrible about it. If you really don't want to do it, talk to him about it, but don't assume he'll do yours after you killed his dream.
#86 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:36am by Lonely_Lez
Dude, I don't see what's so wrong with that. I would love to gave a boyfriend that awesome!
#93 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:21pm by mashnikandporter
I guess hes a dating freak... he obviously wants pokemon children
#99 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:43pm by ImJustJoking
Those costumes are hot, anyway he probably thought you were a skanky bitch wanting to plant your ass where you should be placing food.
I'm sorry, what? Look up Jessica nigri on YouTube.
That's what came to my mind. And to be honest she just looks really hot in that outfit, I wouldn't say no. I bet that's the kind of pikachu he was talking about, and can you blame him?
Hmm...not my cup of tea but if he wants to fuck a fictional T.V. show character than by all means let him. It's not like it's a really kinky terrible thing.
I fail to see the FML in this, thats adorable, whats wrong with you ? You think your life is effed cuz hes not as horny as you ?
#111 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:36pm by gaahbeeey
Why can't you wear a pikachu costume and spread 'em on the dinner table? Problem solved.
#112 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:37pm by Loverfli
i might have the same fantasy and there is a girl i know who does dress up as pikachu at every anime convention. POKEMON FTW UR BF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! now get in a pikachu costume this instant. he would go on to think u look hella cute :)
haha you can have a lot of fun with pickachu :]. doesnt have to be a full on kids' halloween cosutme. be creative.
#128 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:30pm by theshinepolice
Huh??! I didn't get a word of that.. "Eat you out on the dinner table"?? All the words are jumbled, speak English!!
#131 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:13pm by BreezyPear
Lrn 2 English, idiot.
"Eat me out" is a common colloquialism for oral sex when performed on a female.
Again, lrn 2 english, idiot.
Well, dress up like Pikachu and sit your butt on the dinner table.
#134 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:21pm by FoundManyLemons
Don't forget...when you cum, shout "Pi - Pikachu!"
And that, my dear, will make you a legend.
But yea...totally not an FML.
#140 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:37pm by The_Disturbed
This is not an FML there. You gotta think outside of the box. Pikachu's cute, so he thinks your cute like Pikachu. Think of this as a foreplay that won't require you to to something your too uncomfortable with like anal.
#143 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:01pm by Diligent17
the outfit doesn't matter much, u won't b wearing it for long. ^.^
#144 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:01pm by VampyrXPixie
I say he's one step up from a furry because pikachu is an imaginary animal so he won't one day actually do it. FYL
#149 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:43pm by n530411351
TBH, I would be relieved if that were my boyfriend's fantasy. Not because I like Pokemon (bit old for that), but because so many guys would immediately go for threesomes or lesbian shit.
Seriously, if I had to choose between 'my bf wants me to wear an [insert anything] costume, or 'my bf wants to have sex with another woman/wants me to fuck some other chick/wants me to dp with him and a 12" black dude/wants me to deep-throat his fist/548,783,473 other possibilities', I don't think the choice would be very difficult at all.
Neither FML nor YDI.
#152 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:57pm by Six_and_the_Moon
You got a good point there, lol.
I don't get why guys are into the lesbian stuff. I mean, all the Girls Gone Wild and such is all... fake. Like, really, really fake. Obnoxiously, painfully fake. I can't think of a better way to put it, but whenever I see porn (les, gay, or straight) and I see this kind of fake, I immediately stop watching it. I feel very unimpressed, and sometimes even slightly disgusted. I don't see how anyone can get turned on by some random sluts doing... nothing, really.
I guess it's because I'm a girl.
(By sluts, I AM including mansluts, too)
#168 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:02pm by DameGreyWulf
do both. :) oral sex on the dinner table wearing a pikachu costume... i could totally picture it.
#155 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:06pm by iVika
While dressed in the pikachu costume make sure you refer to his nut sack as his pokeballs LOL
#159 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:00pm by LabelMeNot
Hmm...
Normally I'm okay with fetishes, but this sounds borderline furry of him. 8C
Unless he's just in it for the fact that it would seem like you appreciate Pokemon like him....
Tell him to hook up with the girl who named her boyfriend's penis "Squirtle"
As for eating on the kitchen table... AH GROSS. I mean, you eat off that thing... I mean literally, eating food. Yeah you can clean it off but...
Then again, lots of giggles when company comes over.
#161 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:35pm by DameGreyWulf
http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp7mzi5ob01qzjqvjo1_500.jpg
So is that you?
#162 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:24pm by youthought
Just be thankful he didn't want you to dress as Mr. Mime...-_-
#163 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:47pm by Yaridovich23
he just saw this picture: http://www.mediaoccurs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cosplay_580_full.jpg
That pikachu can use "flash" anytime on me.
#166 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:16pm by monkey314159
Role-playing is role-playing. It's weird as shit. But srsly YDI for bitching about it.
#178 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:23pm by Icy
a pikachu costume?? your dating a looser i like your idea better =p
#180 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:57pm by followmeimfamous
This Is Why He Wants You In A Pikachu Outfit. Comic Con '09 Baby. Best Eva!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/30/pika-1.jpg
#181 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:05am by ThatCoolDudeYuNo
I would dress in a Pikachu oufit for my boyfriend, any day.
But he has to be Squirtle. xD
#182 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:07am by Yuuki_chan
I bet you would look hot in a pikachu costume, just try before you judge.
#188 - On 08/31/2009 at 1:27am by Shyman4ever
umm excuse me, i have a pikachu costume. sounds like your bf needs to dump u because he has just found himself a new gf lol
#196 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:31pm by TBrady4ever
YDI for being with a dweeb. Oh and ugly enough to have to dress up as anything like that to make you look better.
sounds like he's hungry for some pikachu puntang. get it done gurl.
#200 - On 08/31/2009 at 4:56pm by akkid17
HA THE FUCK?THAT'S JUST WRONG SO MANY LEVELS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
#205 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:37pm by FuckUpXNote
If it's a Pikachu costume like the one Jessica Nigri wears, then I can see it being a major turn on! If it's a regular Pikachu costume, then I have to admit it's kinda funny and weird. But most sexual fantasies are weird; and like some people mentioned, a Pikachu costume is NOTHING compared to what other people fantasize about. - My two Cents
That is fucking sexy! My friend told me I want to dress as Naruto and make out with a girl dressed as Naruto...would that make me gay?
Sir, your friend is not gay. It is commonly known that Naruto turns into "Sexy Jutsu" Naruto, in which he is a hot chick with strategically planted clouds. Now if your friend wished to dress as Sasuke and make out with Itachi then he would be gay. But no, because Naruto does turn into a female in the First Arc then no, your friend just wishes to make out with a female version of himself.
#216 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:23pm by AnalBottleOpener
Ok well Let me explain to you why this is:
http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090807/jessica_nigri_06.jpg
and
http://www.projecthitchhiker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/pokemon-cosplay.jpg
THERE IS SOOO Many more of those..This is why guys have those fantasies hun
#218 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:54pm by add1ct3db4by
Be grateful he shared his fantasies with you. It means he is comfortable with you and trust you with them. I wish my boyfriend had more fantasies. When I asked him what his were he didn't really have much to work with. Though now he sometimes comes up with random stuff, lol. Even if it seems weird to you, go along with it. It's not hurting anyone and it will make him happy. Who knows, you might end up enjoying it too :)
If he gets really into it, then chances are he'll make you feel amazing. Totally worth it.
#224 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:25am by lost_ina_dream
pichu is the cutest of the electric type rodent pokemon ;)
#228 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:16am by minenotyours
You have a pretty boring fantasy. Most people's fantasy's aren't something mundane that can be done in 15 minutes at home.
#230 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:09am by RuralNinja
You should have dumped him on the spot for not taking you downstairs and going down on you then and there. Seriously, your fantasy is easy to fullfil, why wouldn't he? The pikachu thing is just icing on the dump-cake. ;)
