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Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (6233)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

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