Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you totally deserved it (9048)
On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)
If they're into it, they could role-play and give names for each others' parts... like, Yoshi's gonna tongue her Koopa
Even though Koopa wouldn't work in that context, I don't care.
Or he could just go the Patton Oswalt route. "When Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my love paint!"
#45 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:52pm by allmidnighteyes
.. what is this 'Koopas gets along with Yoshies' nonsense you speak of!? This.. this monstrosity of a colorful imagination of yours you've created!!
#55 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:04pm by CrispyYoshi
I agree with you!! Her boyfriend is fucking A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!! Mario FTW!!!
#56 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:07pm by luciusmix12
hahaha i agree with #4 down there, i would SO wanna do this guy just for the hilariousness of it all.
But i thought this would be more relevant to #1:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367
please watch
hahaa its a super mario sex tape from the geniuses @ college humor.com!!!!
I COULD-A EAT PEACH FOR HOURS=
#81 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:41pm by senior_dingdong
Agreed, this is great. The OP needs to get a sense of humour. I'm tired of all these FMLs about sex where someone's significant other will do/say something funny, and they'll complain about it.
I absolutely agree. I would die laughing if my boyfriend referred to himself as Mario.
#103 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:11pm by Darling_Cherry
Threesome with Luigi?
And BTW, they added pm's. Kewl.
#163 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:11pm by TheLoneWolf87
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Agreed.
My boyfriend is named David as well and is a uber nerd too.
One night when it was particularly dark in our room and we had been fooling around just as hes about to thrust in me he says "I'm going to hump the darkness!" yea mood was ruined for a good 10 minutes by giggling.
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HAHAHAHA :] faggeett
#3 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:23pm by YoshiTimex3
He sounds awesome indeed, buuhuut... the trying could imply it was their first time.... When I had sex for the first time, I would have died of shame and agony if my bf said something like that.. But, on the other hand, it sure makes it memorable.
#66 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:27pm by depechemode
That's a strange connection you made ... just because I'm trying to do something doesn't mean it's the first time I've done something.
#66: you would have died of shame? Are you really that pathetic?
OP: Marry him. But if you REALLY think that this constitutes an FML, leave him for a better fisherwoman to catch. You don't deserve him.
#192 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:36am by onigiriqueen
You know... You really shouldn't take that too seriously. He was only joking about that. :\
#5 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:24pm by CrispyYoshi
Yea...until he finds one of those super mushroom things that make him grow :p
#76 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:35pm by Puolukka
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that was uncalled for...i guess you couldn't just comment about the post like everyone else right?
Are you high or something? I'm pretty sure that my comment relates to this FML. Re-read my comment before jumping to conclusions.
#195 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:23am by screwtaylor
no, i am not high. but i believe the post was about what her boyfriend said to her, and didn't concern anyone's genitals, therefore your comment wasn't really related to it. and whether it was related to the post or not, it was still rude.
@ 187
Chill out. This is FML, you obviously haven't been here long or else you'd know these types of comments are extremely common. I doubt #7 was being serious. -_-
Wow, an influx of boring sex lies. First it's transformers, then it's mario. I'm sure there have been more. YAWN.
#8 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:24pm by ChelseaChops
No, it's Toadstool. God dammit. I want to smack the shit out of whoever decided to randomly rename her.
Not gonna lie, I'd die laughing, take a break for like a minute to get the giggles out, and then jump on him again ;) I think it's cute that he's that comfortable around you.
#279 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:05pm by kickitnride34
It's not an FML, but I can see how some people would think it was.
Idk about you guys, but I rolf'd. Her boyfriend's probably a gemini.
Either way, that was hilarious!
#107 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:15pm by oh_mygawd
Wait, trying? WTF hahaha
He was being cute, give him credit. It's a Mario!
#25 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:36pm by AAAAHHHH12
LOLLLLL fucking lol that is so awesome.
so I guess he would have entered your tube and gone right to the castle.
hahahahaha oh my god your boyfriend's awesome.
Oh, okay. How many "FML"'s are gonna be about someone having sex and their partner yelling something funny out? Your life is not fucked, idiot.
#27 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:38pm by waterynuggets
Most romantic thing a guy could ever do. He sounds great!
#30 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:39pm by helpmeiamblind
Hahaha that's funny. I would have started laughing.
#36 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:45pm by Whatevers_clever
Ugh this isnt a fuqqim fml....fuqq u for bein so uptight!! Kudos to ur bf for atleast tryin to be funny!! I bet i killled the mood!!
#38 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:47pm by Cutiiepiie395
Ugh this isnt a fuqqim fml....fuqq u for bein so uptight!! Kudos to ur bf for atleast tryin to be funny!! I bet i killled the mood!!
#40 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:47pm by Cutiiepiie395
Okay...#40, I think you need some help, here.
*Yes, "Q" does make the "K" or the "CK" sound, or even "C", but that's not how the English language works. It's not French - "que" isn't an appropriate suffix, neither is"-q," and "-qq" DEFINITELY isn't. There are no words that end in double q.
* "M" may sound similar to "N," but it definitely isn't the same letter. One requires your lips to be closed, one does not. Therefore, different sounds.
Apostrophes are your friends - that is, that little ' key, not the literary device. Apostrophes indicate missing letters. "Isn't" stems from "is not". You put "is" and "not" together, take out the "o," and you have a compound word! YAY LANGUAGE!!
"ur" is an ancient Sumerian city on the Euphrates, not a second-person possessive.
You did indeed kill the mood, #40, by way of a MASSIVE ENGLISH FAIL.
.........Or should I say, "nassive inqlish fayl"?
OP - If my boyfriend did that, I'd die laughing. The mood may have changed, but sex is supposed to be fun. Enjoy it. If he can keep a hard-on while mimicking Mario, he's pretty awesome. Or, if he's not your style, search elsewhere. Just remember, life is no fun without being able to laugh at yourself. =D
#254 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm by Lia_Mackenzie
Hahaha epic WIN!! My boyfriend would totally do this too, and I would love it. Thanks for the great idea.
#41 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:49pm by StreetSinger
Who the fuck is moderating these?
This is the OPPISITE of FML. Your boyfriend is awesome!
#47 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:56pm by lastminuteperm
Could have been worse. He could have said he was WaLuigi.
#54 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:03pm by IronyHappens
Ok, now that's hot. Did you let him call you Princess Toadstool and ask if you can ride his Yoshi?
#57 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:13pm by doubleAbattery
i think the sitaution is pretty clear :
your boyfriend is male.
get over it, or get lesbian
#58 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:15pm by pifpafpoef
Omfg. I laughed SO much. this is my new favourite fml. however this I neither a ydi or fml. it's plain funny.
#59 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:17pm by MorlekEngel
Reminds me of that animation of mario humping the princess and it says 1 UP every stroke.
#61 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:18pm by blah123blah
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Get rid of him.
#63 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:20pm by dannydawriter
I think the moral of today's FMLs is that you shouldn't do anything spontaneous and funny for your girlfriend because she might not have a sense of humour.
#65 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:26pm by aquilo
@70 im sorry a momentary moment of comedy can be enough to completely destroy your mood. you must have the attention span of a 2 yr old.
by the way, quoting your myspace address in comments? really? kinda lame.
#233 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:59am by organisedchaos
Oh stop whining. You've got a BF, you got laid. So what if he says dumb stuff?
And anyway what's with all these FMLs all of a sudden? Are people copying or something?
First of all, why are you quoting your myspace address in your post?
And no, I don't think I'm pathetic for having a sense of humor. Besides, it's her BF. Not like the sex is never gonna happen again.
And yeah, I probably wouldn't give a fuck about him ruining the mood.
I wanna be Toad the little Mushroom. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
#77 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:36pm by screwtaylor
This isn't really FML in the traditional sense, but it's FML in the humorous sense. Appreciate it for what it is.
omg whats up with girls whiining about stupid comments their bf said while theyre having sex? so fucking what learn how to take a joke
#84 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:45pm by LebChickOnFira
i dont get whats so bad about your bf being funny..
its not exactly an FML, so why are wasting your time posting this ? o.O
#87 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:46pm by sleepy_headx
that's where princess peach comes in! or daisy or rosalina, whichever you prefer!
#90 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:49pm by triplethreat13
You win. So much.
((BTW, my personal preference? Rosalina. She can be the mother to my stars any day! XD))
LMFAO
That's beautiful. You have a great boyfriend there. Feel lucky.
If I were you, though, my mood would probably die a little too... only because I would be entirely too amused to even think about being in the mood.
#97 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:55pm by DameGreyWulf
If it completely ruins her mood, she's a very sad and humorless person. It's hilarious, nothing to be pissed about. It's only a temporary mood destabilizer. I would think it would STRENGTHEN the mood, actually, after that brief moment of "lolwhat." Being silly is what couples do, yes even during sex. "Grrr, I'm the cuddle monster~" ring any bells? It's more endearing.
#218 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:21am by DameGreyWulf
hahahah omygod. that is so awesome!! i wanna marry your boyfriend lol
#104 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:13pm by yummy_gummybear9
How is this a fuck my life? Your boyfriend is dope.
#111 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:25pm by whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
How is this a fuck my life? Your boyfriend is dope.
#114 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:31pm by whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
is this the sexiest thing this guy could think of saying>? this is why tweens should not have sex.
#117 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:38pm by Linzzification
Agreed on the tweens point. Although, this does not protect you. You are, like the others, an idiot.
Who said he thought it was sexy? He probably was just fucking around (get it because they were fucking!) and it wouldn't make him a tween necessarily...considering the Mario franchise has been around for over 20 years, and pretty much everybody has played a Mario video game...
#223 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:15am by Bombercules
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This got me so horny, that I am now fingering my bum and licking the poo off my finger. SO HOT!
#122 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:48pm by passtheleino
Its creepy to be horny now, thanks for hurting my feelings and brown finger. :(
#124 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:51pm by passtheleino
You don't deserve him.....your bf is amazing and you're a loser :)
#125 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:56pm by KaylaaChristine
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Your boyfriend is an immature dork. Dump the geek and get with a real man who doesn't fantasize about video game characters. I'll bet the moron doesn't even know where your g-spot is.
can i have sex with ur bf eventhough he's a dude? he sounds AWESOME
#127 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:12pm by jamielax11
LMFAO YOUR BF OWNS. This isn't an FML at all. Far from it. It kinda ruins the mood but if I were you i'd be laughing so hard! Your bf wins. You lose for thinking differently xD
#131 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:18pm by ohmandapants
People who live on Maines Coast should never have sex. They should only catch lobsters. So if you live on the coast and weren't catching lobsters during this sexual act you deserve it.
*Crabs don't count.
Whew, that was awesome! If this is real, your boyfriend is hilarious (but a mood-killer) and if this is fake, you're hilarious for coming up with such an awesome story.
this is really not an fml,
i mean you dont deserve it . but you should of just laughed it off and forgot about it !
#139 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:49pm by bridget_909
Can someone please explain to me how this is a BAD thing?
That's freaking awesome.
#141 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:57pm by soccaplaya741
Hey, at least he didn't say he was Bowser. That would hurt.
#145 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:08pm by Triumvirate
this is no FML. i think it was kinda cute.
FYL for not taking it in the right spirit. he's a player.
Your boyfriend is hilarious! At least you get to be Princess Peach! lol
#148 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:26pm by GreenEmoChick189
That made me laugh, but at least you know you're with a guy who has a sense of humor. :)
#150 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:30pm by andiiwandii
See my name? This is NOT your boyfriend.
Epic WIN!! He's awesome!!
See that sentence above? This IS your boyfriend.
#151 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:31pm by epicFAIL_Sometim
hmm i am sick of all the fml's with girls complaining about their boyfriend's doing something weird while having sex.! i wanna hear about a girl doing something weird for once ^_^
but thats not gunna happen.. boys don't bitch and whine like most girls do , they just happy they having sex XD
I bet Mario is going to haunt you for the rest of your life isn't he?
#156 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:03pm by 2Chances2Fail
I voted YDI because I'm done reading FMLs about girls bitching and moaning about their boys doing something a little weird or funny during sex. Get yourself a sense of humor, and stop writing here like it's the end of the damn world.
this is too hilarious to actually pick whether it's an YDI or a FYL, so am just going to say...
best non-romantic thing to say during sex!
#160 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:07pm by greenfairy0
she told me to come over and I took that trip
then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
i did not know she had the G.I. Joe kung fu grip"
This is my first and last Sublime reference
Your boyfriend is awesome. Feel happy you got one with a great sense of humor.
Roleplay as Peach and Mario next time. ;D
#165 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:13pm by SemiSweet1181
I don't care that this isn't an FML at all, it's hilarious! First one in a while to make me laugh.
#170 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:42pm by TheLetterZero
I know a guy like that! His name is also David, and he actually dresses up as Mario and goes out. But the fact you're from Maine shows it's not him. There are 2 of them. FYL indeed..
If you don't want him, I'll take him! He sounds awesome!
#174 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:10pm by BadLuckTuck
I lol'd pretty hard at this! You're boyfriend is funny
#180 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:04am by unholy_corrupted
AHAHAHA that is soooo epic! god, your boyfriend is awesome.
and that's something i would do. hell, when me and my ex were getting all cuddly and shit and my head was laying in her lap i did a Gir impression and was like "i'm gonna sing the doom song now!" she laughed her ass off, which is good. woulda been bad if she had no idea what i was talking about.
Bahaha. How is this an FML? It's funny! It's so something my husband would do, too. Better learn to appreciate his sense of humor before he finds someone else who will!
PS: Your boyfriend is awesome!
Hahahaha, reminds me of the "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML.
Wtf is with chicks and not having a sense of humor????
#199 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:43am by Hockey_Chik
DUDE. your boyfriend is awesome!!!!! thats some funny shit! and kudos to hockey chick for pointing out how many girls have NO senes of humour. no wonder relationships fail
#200 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:45am by fuckmedead
ANOTHER one of these??
new fml template:
"Today, i was having sex with my boyfriend when suddenly he says (insert nerdy pop culture reference here)."
#201 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:47am by mo_the_owl
Maybe he'll drop some coins afterwards if you play along. Then you can buy some super-shrooms and everyones happy.
What is it with all these girls complaining about what their boyfriends have said during sex? This FML is hilarious! I would love to have a boyfriend with a sense of humor like that.
ha your boyfriend wins big time. i hope you get kicked by a little person tomorrow for not having a sense of humor.
It's-a me, Mario XD
You should be Peach. Or Daisy. Or Pauline. Whatever suits you.
#220 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:56am by Nometet
I'm her boyfriend and I would like to sleep with each one of you chicks who said I was awesome.
#225 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:54am by skidbubble
Um. Win.
I sat there and cried with laughter just now.
#234 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:01am by PirateXxEsque
This only belongs on FML if someone crawled out from under the bed claiming to be Luigi.
Seriously, you're lucky.
#236 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:30am by csdthegreat
did he go down a pipe in the bedroom and collect coins in the basement?
#242 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:15am by magichateball
Hilarious! This is absolutely not an FML, imo. Maybe that's just because I'm a female with a sense of humor.
wow i have a friend who sounds like he might do something like tht... funny thing is his name is david too...
I wouldn't be able to hold a straight face if my boyfriend did that to me. Although it is hilarious, I think it would kill the mood for me... The only thing I'd be able to picture after he said "Mario" are the old school nintendo video game characters with Mario and Luigi.
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!!! i would have laughed so hard.... course i would be laughing so hard that i wouldnt be able to have sex with him for a few hours after that but still! that guy is worth marrying
#260 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:43pm by corinawaslike
i've seen a lot of pokemon+sex so-called fmls but now mario is finally in the game too! ROFL!!! NINTENDO FTW!!!!!!!
why cant girls ever appreciate their nerdy bfs???????????????????????????????
A-fucking-mazing! Total marriage material. My husband is a super nerd and I love it.
#264 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:02pm by cynicallysenecal
I actually LOL-ED on that one! I would've been cracking up if that had happened : -)
#265 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:01pm by honeyishrnkdakid
I am unable to vote either way because your boyfriend sounds fucking awesome. It's almost as if he should've written a fml since his girl has no sense of humour
My boyfriend's name is David. He showed me this FML. If he *doesn't* say this the next time we're having sex, I will be disappointed.
Zomfg your boyfriend also attracts straight men like me, I wanna fuck him :D. Mario ftw
#273 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:31am by Shyman4ever
While there is a time and a place for everything, that was neither. Still, it was hilarious.
#278 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:32pm by Nemephosis
Also, often people will write FMLs as a joke or deliberate hyperbole. I'm certainly not devastated or thinking I've been profoundly cheated for every FML I submit. I sort of take them as the equivalent of rolling your eyes in a case like this. Writing a snippet of a funny story on a humour website I don't think constitutes an overreaction or being a 'whiny bitch'.
DUDE!
That's friggin awesome.
Me and my ex just made faces at eachother.
I think this kinda just made my day.
#285 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:06pm by isha_marie
tell your boyfriend he is the most legitt person on the planet.
#288 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:57pm by jtizzle123
Why are you complaining? Your really winey. i think what your boyfriend did was cute.
#289 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:09pm by spock_Kirk
that is so damn SEXY!!!
and you kno what they say bout Italian guys ;)
#290 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:21pm by mystery_monkey
OMFG!! I pissed myself laughing! IDK why you would put that as an FML ! Ur BF is soooo funny especially during sex because the only thing guys are thinking at that time is trying to have an orgasm. If l were you l'd go with it , you never know, he might not do it again because u decided to act like a b-atch
#295 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:29pm by imaginationrox
hahahhaha thats awesome.i would have laughed at my boyfriend so hard.
#299 - On 08/31/2009 at 9:57am by chickitychina
Your life sooo does not suck---that was hilarious!! I jus think u need a sense of humour :-D
#300 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:09pm by icandii2010
Your life sooo does not suck---that was hilarious!! I jus think u need a sense of humour :-D
#301 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:11pm by icandii2010
haha thats funny. only scary part is my bros names dave and sounds like something he would do especially the whole mario thing.. ahah hopes its not u :/ if it is lmfao FML.
#309 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:57am by shitfaced7
I want this. I seriously do. Someone's FML is someone elses "IWOULDWANTTHAT."
Like the Pikachu proposal.
#310 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:50pm by fmylife_hardcore
LMFAO!!! did you laugh bc i would have! (good one david)
#313 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:53am by yella_honey
This is one of the best FMLs ever! This guy is fucking awesome I would love it if my boyfriend did that!!!!!! I would sex him upppp!!! Get a sense of humor!
#314 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:02pm by Misundesto0d1
Wow. I can really imagine my boyfriend saying this. His name is David.
You should appreciate the humor though. XD
#315 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:01pm by RENTfreak5256
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow gotta appeciate that good sense of humor:)
p.s.i am in love with david.
#316 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:01pm by lolthatsucks101
my boyfriend read this recently and decided to do the same fucking thing --- i promptly dismounted and erupted into like 15 minutes of giggles.....mood-kill but worth it xD
#318 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:43pm by brightgreen
LOL! I have a smart ass Hubby that would probably do some shit like this..
I laughed so hard from this I woke up my toddler in the other room o.O
but funny
#319 - On 09/14/2009 at 9:48pm by bribri6
Omg My ex Bf david did that to me and i was laughing but then i smacked him haha lol
#320 - On 09/16/2009 at 3:22pm by belovedheartless
Oh god I almost pissed my pants when I read that... that would have totally killed the mood.
#325 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:52pm by michelle_345
he should marry the girl that screamed STOP. then said HAMMERTIME and got up and danced. while having sex with her boyfriend.
#327 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:40am by pinkuggs4ever
I agree -they'd be the best couple ever :D But they'd never finish. LMAO
#328 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:28pm by ChChCharlie
xDD
That's kind of a mood killer.
But also an epic win.
I say YDI for not laughing it off and gettin' back to business.
#330 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:26am by LikeOhMahGoose
Idk this might just be me but i waould have found that incredibly sexy
#334 - On 10/02/2009 at 9:48pm by hdavidson93
omg i love your bf!!! can i like borrow him for a night????? that's fuc**** E.P.I.C i loved it xD you must be dumb to think that wasn't cute or you didn't laugh :P i would have been like well me-a-Mario get in me :) yummy lol
#337 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:18pm by casperbabyy
Everyone who thinks this is "Epic" and "full of win" then think about this. Every time you're having sex with this person it turns in to a joke. It's a me, Mario. Would get really old fast.
I can almost certainly bet and probably 9 times out of 10 win the fact that all the people who say this is the best and get a sense of humor.
A. Never have had sex.
B. Treat sex as a joke and don't take it seriously. (These are the idiots who breed more "epic win" children. Who turn around and hate their pathetic loser parents.)
C. Will never have sex because they're too busy playing lame video games and cos-playing to ever even see a breast, dick, or pussy that isn't in a video game.
Sex is for grown ups. So, in all seriousness I hope you said, "Okay, Mario. Get the hell out and tell David we're done."
I feel sorry for you, but maturity is something you need when you're having sex, or one day he'll go, "Oops, I guess a few of my Koopas got loose in your dungeon, Princess Peach."
People who say Epic, Win, and Fail are the same ones who say First, and crap like that... All around losers FTL.
#338 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:21am by imago
This is probably the greatest thing I've heard before. You got to admit, that's hilarious. I would love him forever for that. =)
LOL I'm debating if that was insanely nerdy-cute, or if I would have cried.
#343 - On 12/21/2009 at 4:48pm by bribonic_plague
That is hilarious.. lol.. and pretty lucky actually.
#345 - On 01/02/2010 at 9:42pm by Snowboarder2010
hahahahahahahaha; your boyfriend must be hilarious! hahaa.
#348 - On 01/12/2010 at 8:54pm by lizzrd1022
no joke my name is David hahaha though tell him it would have been better if he made the "going into the pipe" noise and went away
#353 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:12am by hollowcore
