Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42280) - you totally deserved it (2531)
On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot.
You're better off without them both, it would seem.
I agree with all the above in kawa's comment. I'm sorry OP, dump him and get a new best friend.
#10 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:13pm by loverslanex3
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YDI for thinking just 'coz your boyfriend slept with someone means that you have to be angry. Jeez. A man has to spread the seed, huh?
Stop replying to the first comment just to get your one-sentence comment at the top
#72 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:40pm by StealthStorm67
this reminds me of the scene in "She's just not that into you"
#92 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:54pm by genius_man16
#1 Your BF is a champ for being able to have great sex twice in a row on such short notice, and in such weird circumstances
#2 Your boyfriend is a manwhore, and you should probably punch him in the balls as hard as you can
#3 Your 'best friend' is a raging slut, and you should probably consider killing her and leaving her there in the closet
#4 FYL for sure, that sucks really bad. But in the long run, you will be glad to be rid of these two.
Okay, so that's weird, i don't remember posting that first time... time to change mah password!
#96 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:23pm by genius_man16
oh god...i dont know what i would do...actually i do...i would tear the beotch to shreds....i dont really trust my friendds with my bf. i do trust him thouggh.
#106 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:43pm by s_p_e_b
Then they aren't real friends if you can't trust them. Unless your boyfriend shits Ax bricks and smells like orgasms, then you should really trust them together. But sex is a two way street, unless you upgrade to like fifteen people or your boyfriend/best friend is a rapist.
#111 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:50am by LaceyPatrickson
i like the way this was written.
that sucks so intensely.
#5 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:06pm by skittleface
Okay, this was a good time to have a 3-sum.
I'M JUST SAYIN'. Then, you would have all had great mind blowing sex.
#6 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:08pm by screwtaylor
:/
What's with people cheating on their boyfriends/girlfriends.....
FFS.
FYL D: (N)
#7 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:08pm by bitt3rsweet
I think I know where this story is going..
"I'm trapped in the closet.. the closet
Now the OP's coming closer to the closet.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g
#11 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:14pm by screwtaylor
haha, I definitely thought I was the only person in the world who actually watched every single trapped in the closet video.
#49 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:52pm by hothotheat_
Wait- why would they be having sex in YOUR bed? That sucks
and also, unless he knew exactly when you were coming home, I would think it was sort of weird to find my boyfriend was just waiting naked in my bed...
#13 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:14pm by darkblue_13
fuck that puto! your better off alone anyway. as for the bff pinapple slap that bitch!
#15 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:16pm by vansbabe66
Wow this is what I was thinking, without the cheating part. I mean mind blowing sex is hard for males to complete once, let alone twice with his mistress onlooking in the closet.
Doesn't make sense. Obviously they knew you were coming back, so they wouldn't have been so stupid. Besides didn't you wonder why you heard footsteps and found him naked in bed not waiting for you by the door? I mean it's after 2 weeks that he saw you? I'm just saying
#18 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:23pm by tWitt3rBuG
yeah i agree with a few people up top, your boyfriend deserves a little respect for being able to pull that off
that being said, i hope you dumped the asshole
Today, I was having great sex with my best friend's boyfriend while she was out of town. She came back and I had to hide naked in her wardrobe while listening to them having sex. When it was over, I thought I was in the clear until she opened her wardrobe and found me. FML
#24 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:36pm by TrickQuestion
Today, My owner was having great sex with his girlfriend's best friend while his girlfriend was out of town. His girlfriend came back and the best friend had to hide inside of me and we both had to listen to the two of them have sex. When it was over, the girlfriend found her best friend inside of me. FHL. My life is great, I had a naked girl inside of me.
This comment is awesome! That was one lucky Wardrobe...
FYL though for having a traiterous bastard for a boyfriend and a whore-bitch for a best friend.
#51 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:03pm by diary_of_jane
Wow what a slutty best friend I hope you dumped both of them afterwards.
#28 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:49pm by widad_xoxo
wow what a slutty best friend i hope you dumped both of them afterwards.
#29 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:50pm by widad_xoxo
If I was the girl I would of said that I was waiting to surprise you for a welcome back sexy threesome
#30 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:52pm by Umeshalaka
I don't think that can refer to guys?
The guy gets my props, but you should also kick his ass out the door naked with her too. They both deserve the other.
I cant believe anyone would give this guy props for doing this.. or tell this girl she deserves it. This guy is clearly an idiot and her so called "best friend" is a slut. She needs to dump him and get a new best friend.
I do believe the "props" are for the boyfriend being able to give "great sex" twice in a row, not for him being a cheating manwhore.
OP: I hope you have just dumped your boyfriend, and written off on your "best friend" too. (and if you're really influencial within your social group, you can work on getting most of your mutual friends to ice her out, if only for a little while)
that's what you get for not taking him with you on the vacay.
and wouldn't you be a bit suspicious to find him there in the buff?
#36 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:16pm by droppinloads
...Why is it on all these cheating FMLs, it is almost ALWAYS the "best friend" who is the one who's caught? Does that honestly happen much more than I am accustomed to?
#42 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:40pm by teufelschloss
fucking asshole boyfriend
what a man whore i hope u dumped him ...and ur best friend should be dumnped to cus thts fucked up
#43 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:41pm by pickles8404
i feel really bad for you ...its okay thopugh ...not all men are bad
#46 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:44pm by pickles8404
Lock that naked slut in the wardrobe and tell her to go to Narnia.
It's all snow, so she'll get frostbite SO fast.
#52 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:13pm by ChairmanMao
No! They defeated the Ice Queen so it's not winter anymore :)
#84 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:29pm by ily_hun996
Can we cut it out with all the "my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend" FMLs? They're getting really old.
#55 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:24pm by littlegolferboy
Wow. Some guys are such assholes. How can people do that to someone they "care" about? It's sickening. Anyway, OP FYL. You should've kicked your boyfriend out and ripped your "best friend" a new asshole.
this kinda sounds like hes just not that into u. the guy having sex while the other person he just had sex with is in the same place O.o not saying the OP copied just saying it reminded me of it.
Uhm, what the fuck are your best friend/boyfriend doing in your house to begin with? I call shenanigans. Besides, they'd know you were coming back.. man, if you're going to make fake FMLs, at least be creative about it.
#64 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:11pm by KateIndeed
Her boyfriend might live with her--which would explain why she wasn't surprised to see him in her room. The boyfriend probably let the best friend in at some point before OP got home.
And maybe they didn't know exactly when she'd be back. It doesn't sound very obviously fake to me. It could happen.
Worse things have happened. I believe this could have happened. Now if the FML had been:
Today, as I arrived at the bat cave after a two week holiday on the moon, I opened the door with my telepathy and heard sword fighting upstairs, I teleported into the control room and found my boyfriend naked on the captain's chair. We had great sex with our minds and afterward I found my archnemisis Naked Woman in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also, but with their bodies. FML
Then yes we would be all confuzzled and what-not. But this seems reasonable.
#70 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:37pm by LaceyPatrickson
Gis, stop living your sexual fantasies through FML. Pay for real porn.
#69 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:35pm by LaceyPatrickson
Ditch them both. Eventually he'll cheat on her, too.
Also, wtf at all the commenters suggesting threesomes? It's pretty apparent the OP was upset; believe it or not, not everyone is obsessed with sex, and she obviously valued her relationships.
I would find that a bit suspicious...Maybe if you'd just called him to tel him you were coming home...in which case your friend should've had time to leave. You weren't the least bit suspicious when you got home?
Too many my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend FMLs. If they are all true humanity is truly fucked.
#81 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:46pm by Alexgoesfml
THAT SHIT IS WRONG! I WOULD DRAG THE BITCH ON THE ON THE FLOOR NAKED STOMP THAT BITCH KICK HER IN THE FACE AND SEND THE BITCH COME CRASHIN DOWN THE STAIRS ON THE FLOOR BLOODY IS HELL AND CAME BACK 4 HIS ASS AND KICK HIM IN HIS DICK IN IF HE TRYED TO STOP ME I WOULD GRAB HIS CLOTHES THROWN IT AT HIM AND THAT DIRTY BITCH AND TELL THEM 2 GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS WRONG ! AND YOU NEED TO KNOW WHO THE HELL YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE
#83 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:28pm by A_pr3tty_bitch
There are so many stories about the best friend sleeping with people's boyfriends...you'd think that people have more respect than that...
Sorry about that though, hopefully you kicked both their asses :).
#90 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:36pm by andiiwandii
WIN for him for being able to keep it up for you and your friend. Most guys are "one-and done".
BTW are you and/or your friend hot?
uh, who picked this guy? I think it was you. Seems like you're not such a good judge of character. Pick better next time.
#97 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:43am by Thecommish
Yeah, FIND A BETTER GUY NEXT TIME!!! :-/ Cause we all know how easy it is to find a guy worth while.... HA NOT. #97... It's a shame, but some guys are just always going to be on the prowl... A girl may be able to fake an orgasm, but a guy can fake a WHOLE relationship... Thats what comes to mind when I hear stories like these. Mother fuckers:)
#98 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:18am by IrReSiStAbLe88
That must have been THE best day of his life. Before getting found out, that is.
Dear Penthouse....
#99 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:34am by Intoxicunt
how did he get it up for round 2 when he had just had sex with your best friend? : ( i don't understand... but FYL either way. you don't need those people in your life.
Your bf's a fuckin mule. I think he just had the most epic day of his life haha. sucks horribly for you though.
#102 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:44pm by that_guy01
Well better its your female best friend than your MALE best friend. Then coming out of the closet would have been a little more ironic.
You BFF was a chick right?
#103 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:29pm by LaceyPatrickson
Well the hell with them both you should hook up with me
#105 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:08pm by peterkoch09
fuck them. I would got fuckin apr shit on both of their asses. Spread vicious rumour about both having herpes or something.
#107 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:16am by sixteen8seven
Dude it's just like trapped in the closet!!!
(you know, that R kelly thing... or was it p diddy?)
#109 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:05am by TeenageDirtbag_
Um who has a wardrobe anymore.
Didn't know this was the Chronicles of Narnia
#110 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:06pm by ohaliciamarie
That's fuck up, she not a real bud. I left him and not spoken to that girl
#112 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:43pm by FuckUpXNote
52 your my hero! "tell her to go to narnia" lmao! But op seriously....don't dump him, get even. give him the sex of his life, dump him directly after, and have a nice looking man waiting outside the door( to go in as soon as your awful bf leaves) He will leave feeling regretful and REPLACED!
#116 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:51am by craigkid
anyone notice how only girls do their friend's boyfriends? (instead of a guy doing his friend's girlfriend)
#119 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:14pm by apfunction
