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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60440) - you deserved it (4546)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot.

You're better off without them both, it would seem.

#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:03pm by kawa

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i like the way this was written.

that sucks so intensely.

#5 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:06pm by skittleface

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