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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30011) - you deserved it (6379)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

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get a real man

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 4:22pm by Melly

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no its not will90. hair grows there for a reason. why don't men shave if its so unappealing?

#9 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:26am by poison29

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