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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56558) - you deserved it (10104)

On 08/25/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by 2yearsofHotSexThenThis (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

#4 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:11am by NoRemorse

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it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

#5 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:13am by k1ng

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