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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47621) - you deserved it (7775)

On 08/25/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by 2yearsofHotSexThenThis (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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