Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48266) - you totally deserved it (3645)
On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)
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omfg, words cannot express how much i fricking hate farmville, its so retarded i dont know why teenagers, let alone adults want to play it
(-1)ROFLMAO! I totally get it, though. I play (Lil) Farm Life, which seems to be the exact same app. adding real life rainforest saving. If the sex was kind of 'meh' and I was about to lose a whole day's worth of crops or so, I might do the same thing... I'm not sure.
#64 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:22pm by silvermoonstar3
(0)LOL, seriously. I've been playing the damn game for a month now and it's gotten ridiculous. My friends stop mid-conversation to go deal with their farms, lol.
(+3)because farmville is fuckin fun.
not more important than sex though
#93 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:07pm by ashole1990
(0)Ugh, I stayed over my friends house and watched her play that stupid game for an hour. It's completely pointless and a waste of time. But how come lately most of these FMLs have been about the OP being in the middle of having sex with her BF/husband and then he does something out of the ordinary, leaving the OP think "WTF?"
#101 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:26pm by fmlfmlfml15
(+1)omfg i love farmville! id probably do that too. haha
#122 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:48pm by pteresadactyl
(+2)If the sex sucks....I'd definitely go harvest my farm. Speaking of...gotta go check my watermelons.
#154 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:15am by remademistakes
(0)none of those apps add rainforest ground..
yeah, i had a friend with the same problem. only she was harvesting her potatoes on vacation with her guy :D
hahah, this made me laugh outloud tho
#159 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:30am by rockmyworld
(+1)Farmville is nice but Farm Town is a little better because you can hire underlings to do your harvesting and farming for you.
(+1)dude i know right! a ton of my friends send me invite for that and im like "WHO WANTS TO PLAY THIS SHIT"
play Harvest Moon.
and sorry to all who like it...
#175 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:05am by ChocolatexGames
(0)LMAO.. I have to say, I have that app added on facebook.. I absolutely love Farmville, hahaha.. It's amazing, and this post had me laughing my ass off...
(0)hahaha i love farmville.
i actually did the same hting to my boyfriend... opps =p
#212 - On 08/23/2009 at 12:35am by beccaboo23
(0)175: Hell yes. Harvest moon is the shit. That's why I don't play Farmville, cuz all it is is an imitation. Either way, FYL cuz she doesn't have her priorities straight. She's gonna make YOUR berries wither :/
#224 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:41pm by Scorpitarrius
(0)Cause if you invest 1,000's of coins into 144 patches of strawberries you could loose all of your money. If they die.
#243 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:31am by Scaramanga
(0)My mom is addicted, we were driving to church and there were some plowwed fields and she said, "Everything reminds me of FarmVille"
(0)#206... so he's a moron... because.. he didn't know that strawberry's are 4-hour-crops.. and not 8-hour-ones? so you think, that's, like, a really essential information for his further life? get over it.
gosh, farmville sucks. i hate farmville. ugh.
(0)superberries were awesome! i made like 10,000 coins from them today!
#218 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:47pm by sguitaradam
(0)any man that will stop having sex for imaginary strawberries is a little off
farmville, however fun, does not top sex
(+1)I've never understood stories like these. Are they real? Are there really people who stop during sex to go watch a tv program, or play a video game?
I just can't imagine someone could 1. be so disinterested in sex, and 2. be so incredibly rude. Who puts aside their partner like that?! It's a person, not a toy!
I truly can not wrap my head around this one.
#48 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:53pm by crazy_cat_lady24
(+1)I prefer Farm Town, but that may be because it's the one that both my sister and mom play too. (it's our "family" time, we hire each other for our farms, hahah) I'm not sure exactly how FarmVille works, but in Farm Town, crops don't wither if you don't harvest them immediately. I had peppers ready to harvest this morning but didn't get around to harvesting them until this afternoon, roughly 8 hours later. Correct me if this isn't the case with FarmVille, but I think he's being an over-cautious farmer, along with the fact that he stopped having sex with his wife to make sure they were okay. And really, who plants a crop so that it's going to be ready at 4:15 in the morning??
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I'm not sure which one is more sad, that you describe playing FarmTown as your 'family time', or that your life is so empty that you can get yourself to write so much about this stupid game...
#54 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:05pm by JanisEvans
(+2)Hmm, I'd go with the one where I have so much time to describe the game, personally. Trust me, it's not the only "family time" I have, but it's a joke my family has since we all play it. But I do have a tendency to type a lot, sorry if that worried you about my quality of life. My life isn't "empty," I just have nothing better to do with my time at the moment. Besides, I've seen much longer comments on this site, about sadder things.
(+2)Crops take the same amount of time to go bad as they do to grow, so it probably wouldn't be anything shorter than 4 hours.
A more likely explanation is that the OP herself was probably playing the game and thought to herself "I remember that FML about the guy leaving his wife while having sex to play MouseHunt, so one about Farmville would be just as good!" And that brings us to this waste of bytes sitting on a hard drive platter in some server farm.
#88 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:50pm by littlegolferboy
(0)You need to make a lot of money when you first start your game so you have to plant stuff 24/7.
#244 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:33am by Scaramanga
(0)any man that will stop having sex for imaginary strawberries is a little off
farmville, however fun, does not top sex
(+6)Get him started and just as he is about to finish, STOP! Then u can watch him whither.
#11 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:10pm by van2010
(+1)why not plant him some strawberries in your garden and then have sex next to them in the future.
that will avoid this whole issue altogether. i think that's the moral of this fml (for you).
#14 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:17pm by untalented1
(0)That's so lame! I don't play any of those facebook games. They're boring.
#15 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:17pm by dramakat11
(+1)My mom is addicted to that Application.
She actually spent 6 hours of her day rearranging her farm because someone said it looked 'Tacky'.
It was pathetic.
#16 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:20pm by LifeFucksUsAll
(0)Hey I read your FML earlier! Have you reclaimed your possessions?
#201 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:10am by RhymePrime
(0)Very true. Very true. I'm just worried about when I go on vacation for a week, hahaha.
#20 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:22pm by artiststatement
(-1)You mean peppers!
I can totally understand this guy. School starts at 7:40 for me, but I woke up at 5 in order to plant tomatoes on Farmville that would be ready when I got home in the afternoon. totally worth it.
(0)Completely agree. Those raspberries are worth nothing!
#82 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:23pm by imajinethat
(+1)you're crazy, tomatoes are the best crop in the game.
#83 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:29pm by strength413
(0)i'm sorry, but i have to call bullshit
the person probably saw the FML about mousehunt and decided to write one about FarmVille
#21 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:24pm by that_guy321
(+1)It IS mighty addicting. But they're only worth like 30 coins. Strawberries suck. Tell him to plant something better.
#25 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:28pm by lostinstars
(0)WHYY are you married to this loser? I mean jebus, what kind of guy stops in the middle of sex to play a facebook game?
#27 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:29pm by genius_man16
(0)Maybe you should both get jobs. That should solve the problem. (4:15)
#31 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:32pm by donkey_hang_down
(+1)hahaahahha. i can definately see my future boyfriend or something doing that. well......maybe not as were having sex! but maybe while were getting heated up!!!
#36 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:40pm by Anonymous5328
(0)Cool this was the first one i ever moderated and it showed up! (I just felt like saying that.)
OP: I'm addicted to that game. Give the guy a break!! But i guess he could've just waited til later.
I like how a lot of people talk about their gfs and bfs behind their backs.
#40 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:44pm by besad
(0)Repeat OMG this is repeated only with the change of the app of fascistbook can u be any more unoriginal
(0)whats up with all these god damn "my husband was having sex but then he ran off to blah blah blah" ?
#43 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:46pm by turbosexophonic
(0)Just tell him that if he keeps rounding up lost cows, you're going to find a "farmer" to do some "planting" in your own "strawberry patch"....constant farmville invites annoy the hell out of me and this just tops it all
(0)Tie him down. Tease him for a good long while. When he's begging for relief and nearly ready to shoot, run out of the room screaming, "OMG-! Oprah's on!"
(0)This is either fake or pathetic which is essentially the same thing anyway.
#49 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:55pm by missgreenday
(+2)tell him to plant sunflowers they last longer before they wither.. or even better unplug the computer and let the f*****ng strawberries die!
(0)fuck thers so many fmls like this. there all bullshit
#52 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:03pm by SookMauNoots
(0)That has got to be some of the sorriest stuff imaginable. I would rather stare at strawberries while they grow. Life is too short to waste time with sorry nookie.
(0)LOL that is hilarious. You should tell him to play Farm Town instead. Then he won't have to get his fruit right away. Yeah I'm lame for knowing the difference between the two. =P
(0)That is really horrible. Funny, but horrible. Sorry about that.
#58 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:09pm by IRemainNameless
(0)lol he must have been really bored !
OP must have been wack ! and not keeping him intrigued.
sorryyy !
(+1)Real! I'm sorry but I have to call real. If one person is addicted to a facebook app, another person in the world can to. REEEAAAL
#60 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:18pm by Person1233
(+1)Strawberries are cheap and don't produce that high of a return on investment. Could he have been bored???
#62 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:21pm by redneckmother
(+1)ahahhaha this remined me i have to go check on mine aswell LOL
#63 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:22pm by tina_xox
(0)you know......... this one has 195 "you deserved it!" 's..... why do people do that? i dont see how this person deserved that. she didnt really include enough info for us to know if it was her fault for some odd reason!!!
i think people just like to be A HOLES on the internet !!
#65 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:24pm by Anonymous5328
(0)My mom plays on that. She's 45 and is trying to get me to join it. I'm 16 and have a real life..
#66 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:25pm by CourtneyDanielle
(+1)Mate i'm totally plowing in the background of this, I only play it because me and two of my friends are in a battle for farmville glory. ;)
(0)Shenanigans! I saw a movie years ago where a guy was having sex with his girlfriend and stopped halfway to watch the MTV Music Awards.
(0)Hey I live on a farm and have NO desire to play Farmerville. It's a LOT of hard work. Besides, I just don't get it. I'm kind of loserly like that.
#70 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:34pm by flinkpamingo
(+1)Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I had almost forgot to check up on my farm today! I had eggplants about to whither!
#75 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:49pm by LadyLovely08
(0)Bondage is the answer. If he was tied up and you were riding him reverse-cowgirl, this wouldn't have happened. I hope you've learned your lesson.
(0)why do people blow off such intimate moments for ANYTHING else? I mean if i was having an intimate moment with my wife id call in sick or just fucking forget whatever it was I was gonna do.
(+1)I love Farmville. I hate that you have to check on the strawberries every 4 hours tho :/
#86 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:34pm by klutzywriter
(+1)I prefer pineapples. Checking in once every 3 days is pretty nice.
#89 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:52pm by littlegolferboy
(+1)My husband has a sick obsession with farmtown, as well as farmville- although I'm good in bed, so he would never leave sex for them :).
#92 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:58pm by juroguitar
(+1)Oh! That reminds me, my blueberries finish in 20 minutes
Haha farmville has quite the effect on people
but that's hilarious
#94 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:10pm by turtlewatcher
(0)thats happened to me like 4 times on here. its weird!
#97 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:16pm by hollister1474
(+1)I could totally see my brother in law doing that to my sister.
He's obsessed!
#96 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:14pm by hollister1474
(+1)Clearly, you don't play FarmVille or you would have gone to check your own strawberries!
#98 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:18pm by lnf9ohfour
(0)I think you husband might be gay you should have a talk. :)
#99 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:18pm by commanderadama
(+1)He, FarmVille rocks. Still, pretty rude thing to do. FYL.
#100 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:22pm by PhoenixElite
(0)I hate Farmville so much. It's the reason my Mom has cut me off from birthday and christmas gifts--she's too busy playing it to pick up her phone when I call her to keep in contact with her.
(+1)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've done that exact same thing... but not during sex. I HAVE however tried to get my friends to drive me home during lunch so i can harvest my strawberries!!
#103 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:38pm by bubbles0110
(0)wow, are you sure your husband isnt crazy or something? haha sorry no offence
#104 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:39pm by Shithappens_123
(+1)LMFAO. I can totally relate, I love Farmville! I almost started crying when I found out my whole crop of wheat had gone bad :( I'm like, addicted to that game. Sucks for you though, FYL!
(+1)AAHAHHA i love farmville!!!
Sorry for you , but when the strawberry are whiter that sucks!!! I understand him ;)
LOLL ahahah!
(0)I'm sick and tired of getting FarmVille neighboring requests on face. annoying!
#109 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:10pm by HeyThereGorgeous
(+1)farm town wins... farmville sucks end of story
#112 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:25pm by some_random_dude
(+1)This is stolen from the french FML site.
Stolen AND retold wrong. It was the girl who ran off to take care of the virtual strawberries.
(+1)However long it takes to grow. For example, blueberries grow in 4 hours, therefore you have another 4 hours after they are able to be harvested to collect them. So, if you have a 4 hour crop, you have 8 hours to harvest it.
(+1)That sounds like something I would do. I've even gone so far as to call my friend to harvest my crops while I was away on vacation and didn't have a laptop with me.
#117 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:11pm by TheJeninator
(0)It's totally your fault, if you were having anal sex I bet my right arm he wouldn't even think about any other shit else.
Oh, farmville how you annoy me.. I've never played it, all these facebook games seem to be popular, then people do all the stuff they can, then move onto another game.. like mob wars.
#119 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:20pm by Jamesfranz
(0)marriage kills the spark in relationships. theres also an inverse relationship to attachment/orgasm. when youre emotionally invested it often takes longer for the woman to orgasm. ydi for taking too long And getting married.
#120 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:21pm by satanstoystore
(0)stop with dumbass sex distraction fmls there are that many fake!"oh me and my husband were having sex then he had to check something " big whoop
(+1)omg this made my life. me and my bf are currently addicted to this game and we are currently trying to beat eachother..so even if we're in teh pool...if we realize what time it is we run inside and get our plants. (normally rasberries since it helps you level up and get money)
bahah lame.
#124 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:00pm by btyfuldisastr
(0)I think this is fake, simply because every FML lately follows the format of "My boyfriend/husband and I were having sex, then all of a sudden he [insert something completely absurd, random and weird happening]. FML."
(+1)Farmvill is fun..
if you have no life...
and you must not be a good girlfriend/wife
because you would know that your husband cares about his strawberrys
(+1)bahahahah, i love that application. i was seriously going to send this FML to my brother, because we are both addicted to the game and we compete against each other. haha.
#130 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:41pm by shineyourlight_x
(+1)Farmville is awesome. i wouldnt want my strawberries to wither either
#131 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:51pm by peterpieqt8
(0)O.....M......G.... what is with these ppl that would rather check their stupid ass games or watch their damned shows over having sex?!?!?! this sickens me!
#136 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:22am by bobleheadNS
(0)Farmville Is awesome but I wouldn't stop having sex for it
#139 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:45am by Shyman4ever
(+1)wtf? at least you have sex with your husband! just because he's a weird deuce for using farmville, doesn't mean your life sucks. ydi for marrying a facebooker.
#140 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:55am by good_life35
(0)i play farmville, it aint tht fun.
sex, prbly way better
#141 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:14am by wtfjusthappened1
(0)If my blueberries were about to whither... I'd pick up the girl i was banging, run to the computer, and multitask. bingo.
#143 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:42am by jpotter1190
(+1)Ugh, I'm sick of these FML where they say "Ohmigosh, I was having sex with my boyfriend when in the middle of it, he decided to check his Facebook status and send 10 text messages to his friends while playing World of Warcraft while cooking hotdogs naked and then he said, "I'll finish you later honey!" Like omg!!!
#144 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:57am by ooh_la_la_123
(0)thats where you unplug his computer and give him a good backhand, hopfully that will bring him back to reality.
#145 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:58am by NightVVulf
(0)Yess Farmvillians, are extremely Loved like that
#147 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:04am by marshmallowpeep
(0)holy shit this has to be one of the funniest fml's ever.
#149 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:19am by thepowerofone
(0)Oh crap, this reminds me. I gotta go check my farm! xP Jk. . . .anyways, yeah, that sucks. Sorry about that.
#152 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:00am by Dang_Just_Dang
(0)I've had quite enough of these, "My boyfriend/husband went to do something else during sex. FML"
It's getting old. I don't care WHAT he went to do! It's not like you're never gonna have sex again! You'll do it again, and again... One time isn't gonna kill you!!
#155 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:15am by BabaBlackShirt
(0)It sounds like he had a quick passing thought and because it was so random and unexpected, he got instantly distracted. It doesn't sound personal towards you or your sex life.
#156 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:18am by halfglassfull
(0)You people saying you're sick of these types of FMLs, STFU and don't read it, and definitely don't complain about it in comments. Although i guess you all like wasting your time.
(0)See that is why i don't plant strawberries on farmville. i don't go on everyday, so they wither. i prefer squash or wheat. 3 days to harvest and sells for a good price, too.
:)
(0)I'm sorry, but I laughed so hard when I read this.
#164 - On 08/21/2009 at 4:05am by ChibiIlliterate1
(0)Haha
That was funny to the person who said 'YDI because you can't spell WITHER' haha
Farmville SUX ASS
#171 - On 08/21/2009 at 8:19am by clairet6059
(0)haha you got to tend to the strawberries those things go fast but the sex, your married get over it
next time tell him to plant eggplant, peppers, or pineapples those take longer and dont wither fast
#173 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:24am by hardrocktobi
(0)And you say you were having sex? I'm a bit surprised he has any testicles playing a game like this.
#174 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:31am by joethebiden
(+1)Get a real cucumber, carrot or squash and finish yourself!!
Next time he comes around to 'hoe your row', tell him to go tend his farmberries!
(0)ahahah farmville is awesome, and im not gonna lie i was thinking about it when having sex with my boyfriend...but i go with the wheat and artichokes, they take 4 days
(0)hahahahahaha!!!! thats really funny. i play farmville.
#178 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:05pm by thatswiggedywack
(0)i legit lol'd.
hahahaahahahaha.
anyways,..
shit almostfour thirty?! I GOTTA CHECH MUHH SQUASH.
#183 - On 08/21/2009 at 4:24pm by Jadieexx23
(0)HAHA thats awesome,you don't want to let your crops wither it sucks :(
#188 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:29pm by machine_girl
(0)wow a cleaverly reworded repeat, the other one the husband was hunting mice..
#190 - On 08/21/2009 at 8:05pm by Paige_Nicole10
(0)Facebook...
Listen, as soon as your significant other tells you that they are contemplating a signup on that odious website - RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Flee the country if necessary.. There is something inherently wrong with the whole thing. "Ooooh no, my fake facebook strawberries are going to wilt..I better get to the keyboard because fake produce is so much better than an orgasm..." WTF?
#195 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:01am by skullbuster
(0)Your animosity for that site just alienates you from a billion people. Sure you're entitled to discountenance but how is it odious?
#199 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:01am by RhymePrime
(0)he stopped having sex with you so he could check the strawberries on farmville? wow wth? i say next time just do it urself and make him watch wishing he was in there doing it for you. maybe he'll learn not to choose the stupid internet over you.
#197 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:14am by candra_naamah
(0)I play this game. It's fun. It's not that fun. That is absolutely never ok. I refuse to believe that sex with him can be particularly enjoyable if he's able to remember that his strawberries are withering in imaginary land. So just be glad you had a concrete reason for not getting off? Good luck. What an ass.
#202 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:15am by Wanton_Rhapsody
(0)if you are reading this I would just like to say thank you, good nightcm, merry kwanzakuhmas, and testicles.
(+1)As if he got strawberries! Strawberries suck. Tell him to get something that takes longer to grow next time, like artichokes, so that he can happily have sex, safe in the knowledge that they won't wither for 4 days.
#203 - On 08/22/2009 at 3:06pm by LynchyBabes
(0)LMFAOOO THIS SHIT IS SOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGGG
hahahahhaha but seriously strawberries suck dick that guy is like on level one what a nub
#204 - On 08/22/2009 at 3:57pm by potprincess
(0)I actually just submitted an FML not even 5 minutes ago about farmville. My mom tried to kick me off the computer when I was trying to do my university homework so she could harvest her crops. What a tard.
(0)okay what is with people and farmville? cause my facebook homepage is like spammed with it.
regardless, your husband made by day. :)
#209 - On 08/22/2009 at 10:02pm by nicolexsmile
(0)I Would only do that if it was World of Warcraft :D But not facebook crap...
OP: Lose the Zero and get with a WoW Hero :D
#211 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:16pm by hevyrobbie
(0)I'd take Farmville over WoW anyday. Have fun being a fairy XD
#242 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:17am by wickedgrl13
(0)Is this... the EXACT wording of the one about MouseHunt, EVEN THE TIME BEING 4:15, except MouseHunt is replaced with FarmVille?
#213 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:31am by csdthegreat
(0)He really needs to start Runescape though tbh. Alot better game
#221 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:20am by AnimalPorn
(0)maybe ""Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" is a euphamism for I want to go and bang your sister in the next room. what kind of man would rather play with virtual strawberries rather then have sex? no jiggy for 1 month.
(0)So, this has happened to me.
I was completely appalled with my boyfriend. >_
#227 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:18am by super_fail
(0)Maybe he just couldn't stand the smell of your disgusting pussy anymore and he needed to bail himself out. I dnt blame him I would've done the same thing (except i would of came up with a better excuse) BITCH!
#230 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:59pm by HornyBastardHEHE
(0)haha i know people on facebook and at like 5 in the morning all their updates will be like: i sold my crops on farmville! woot woot!
#231 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:50pm by kangarooowner21
(0)Omygosh, I can soo picture someone doign this. I'm addicted to Farmville :P
#232 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:06pm by subarubabee
LoL..Farmville is just that fun for him i guess..It's a gr8 entertainer(obviously more the ur sex is) joking!!!
#234 - On 08/26/2009 at 3:04pm by skydread91
(0)I love farmville! I would totally stop in the middle of sex to save my strawberries.
#235 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:27am by Luv4Paramore
(0)i tihnk he's got some issues if he thinks computers r more important than sex
#237 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:37pm by Listen2Music
(0)"I love farmville! I would totally stop in the middle of sex to save my strawberries."
^^^^^^^^^^
Hahahahahaaa this is great lol
#239 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:57am by diamondbaby09
(0)Farmville should die a horrible death. Funny story though.
#247 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:35am by Lord_Ashour
(0)FarmVille destroyed my family -
http://misterandme.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/FarmCrack-Men-5054510
(0)I'm super glad I ignore all the FarmVillie requests.. I don't wanna turn out like my mum and sister.
Jessica
#252 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:09am by aussiegirl1990
(0)wow. he stopped for strawberries? I mean there not even worth that much. now grapes that's another story..
#255 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:39am by 801solo
(0)LMFAO, this is awsome.
I feel bad for the girl though. LOL, i know enough people that LOVE this game off.
I die when i listen to them talk about it. hahahaha, Which should i do?!? Use the FV cash (that they bought) or money earned
from croping stuff.
(0)LOL farmville is awesome i hate it wen im not home intime to harvest my strawberrys tell him not to buy them they die to quikly :P
(0)FYL for your husband being sucked into the rudiculous cyber farm cult shit.
#259 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:06am by allylolll
(0)at first i thought he was talking about his nuts lol. but that deserves an intervention. oh and btw? I couldn't give two craps about your freaking lost emu or whatever
#260 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:05pm by thirdbase1733
(0)hey when you gotta deal with your crop you deal with your crop
#261 - On 04/07/2010 at 9:58am by pyrotim25
(0)that honestly sounds like my dad. (not the having sex part) but the whole farmville thing. he's addicted.
#264 - On 06/29/2010 at 2:00pm by KayCecelia
(0)wow. what a loser for doing that. i would delete his accout then go tell him, "There I have harvested All your crops...for good ... lol.
#267 - On 07/15/2010 at 10:24pm by jennniferlea
