Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 1:37am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

    #7 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:21am by Violet_Illuser

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  • Meat puppet understands.

    #8 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:21am by mercyFML

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