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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107191) - you deserved it (5753)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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