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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (118961) - you deserved it (6271)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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dump him?

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:03pm by lolol182

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i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.

#17 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:25pm by missgoober

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