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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, "Lets pretend you are someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (3840)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by somebodyelse (woman) - United States (California)

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mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.

#11 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:32am by danielrp34

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Ouch. FYL.

#2 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:12am by shazzahllala

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