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Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by missingcharlie (woman) - United States (California)

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Thats hella sexy!

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:25am by danielrp34

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Air hockey turns me on.

#3 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:26am by airplanefood

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