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Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58655) - you deserved it (21539)

On 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by gorgeousrenthead (man) - United States (Illinois)

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biggLJ your a worthless piece of skin taking up oxygen from the rest of us people. I'd rather have a gay friend than an idiot like you. there is nothing wrong with gay people!

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:14am by idkwhyicant

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#1 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:08am by clem13

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