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Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83400) - you deserved it (13939)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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