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Today... I was taking a shower with mah new boyfriend fir the frst time. Last night was the frst night we spent together. As I was washing mah hair... I lookd down at mah feet and noticd yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on mah feet was from the shower head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98402) - you deserved it (18244)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Just tell him you're not into watersports, lol

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:04pm by bickel615

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don't lie, that's hot.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:02pm by gxfu

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