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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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gxfu 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

don't lie, that's hot.

daniisme 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:42

at least you know urine his heart :D

Comments

Akala_fml 11

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:11

That's a guy thing. My boyfriend does it.

Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:14

Back when I had a roommate, I had to hear him and his girlfriend argue after he did that. FML.

cadenernest 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:14

no, thats more of a convenience thing. Think about it, he'd have to get out of the shower, get the floor all wet, take a piss while he's shiverin from being wet, and then get back in the shower. Why? He can just pee right there. I do it alllllll the time, I'm a girl.

SandyBearFTW 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:15

I agree with #11. It is a guy thing, but I hate the way it smells and lingers in the steaminess. Haha! Though, he could have at least gave you some kind of warning or pissed directly on the drain instead of all over your toes.

InigoMontoya 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

At least he didn't touch your lady parts with soap on his hands. I made that mistake with my first girlfriend about ten years ago. Besides, pissing in the shower isn't a big deal.

gqduck 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:20

That's bad manners

wrestler_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:21

Most guys do it, so it becomes sort of a habit. It really starts off as just a time-saver... like if im at my house sometimes its easier to just get in the shower and pee while im shampooing my hair than taking an extra 30 seconds goin in the toilet first, u know? so just tell him its really nasty and not to do it in the shower anymore. or around you at all. but don't get so drastic and break up with him, or act like it's this horrible thing that most people don't do. Because BELIEVE ME it's a guy thing! Also, don't hold it against him either, and break up with him a week later. Judge him based on him. lol ========== ps #15 whats so bad about that?? i did that to my g/f and she didn't seem to care at all..?