Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

by nikkrissa_04 / 08/07/2009 at 7:17am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

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  • try brushing your teeth?

    #1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04pm by escape2music

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  • Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

    #17 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:28pm by OneandOnlyOne

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