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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52867) - you deserved it (10759)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:17am - intimacy - by nikkrissa_04 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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try brushing your teeth?

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04pm by escape2music

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Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

#17 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:28pm by OneandOnlyOne

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