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Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31877) - you deserved it (84795)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:21am by prvag23

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Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:25am by drunkgirlscout2

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