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Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (23115)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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