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Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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LOL you having sex scares little kiddies . or maybe he's scared cuz he gets a boner c:

#3 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:04pm by iFRUiTTART

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try screaming in brail

#17 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:15pm by davelociraptor

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