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Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42098) - you deserved it (30621)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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LOL you having sex scares little kiddies . or maybe he's scared cuz he gets a boner c:

#3 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:04pm by iFRUiTTART

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That happened to me last year with my neighbours, every morning and every night at the weekends. I was in the position of the seven year's boy...
People should remember they are not alone in the building.

#6 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:06pm by Luxen

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