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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41062) - you deserved it (26521)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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....Wow. YDI, for being lame enough to BE comparing dick sizes with your friends. Do you not have anything better to do?

#7 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:12pm by Butterbuns

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didn't you know the size of your own dick before you entered a measuring contest?

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:10pm by henri

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