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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12199) - you deserved it (48385)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:22pm by Silent_Harmony

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You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

#20 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:45pm by ohheykiwi

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