Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
by BrokenVow / 07/30/2009 at 8:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.
#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:22pm by Silent_Harmony
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You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.
#20 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:45pm by ohheykiwi
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