Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Was it at least a flavored condom?
#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:22am by thebigslim
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i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...
#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:27am by sportmaster525
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