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Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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Was it at least a flavored condom?

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:22am by thebigslim

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i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:27am by sportmaster525

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