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Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I then preceded to apologize profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20186) - you deserved it (6803)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

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