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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30888) - you deserved it (135596)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

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