Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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did she slap you back ?
#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:02pm by dammn
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How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL
#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:03pm by amirn86
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