Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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    smooth .
    did she slap you back ?

    #1 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:02pm by dammn

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  • How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL
    Ditto #1

    #2 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:03pm by amirn86

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