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Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43182) - you deserved it (2376)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by scarred (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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