Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

by scarred / 07/27/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"

    #15 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:26am by SimpleSimon

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  • THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME!
    I feel your pain.

    #4 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:24am by heymcfly53

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