Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by scarred (woman) - United States (Michigan)
ok seriously... what is up with all this kind of FMLs. It's really not an FML. It's just an awkward moment.. again NOT an FML.
yeah these kinds of FMLs are getting pretty boring... funny the first time, not the hundredth
#35 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:59pm by Anonanimal
yea but he had to HEAR them fucking. thats bad enough for an FML.
#45 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:40pm by biiiiizzzay
Okay, i hear my mom and step dad have sex all the time. It's not that big of a deal. I swear this site is filled with pansies!
#46 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:42pm by Giselle468
wtf is wrong with people... who would want a mental picture of their parents fuckin.. seriously.. ok yeah they do it.. but fucked if i want to have that mental image.. and seeing ur mother in a skippy dress is just weird.. and if it was my mum, its just wrong... FYI, if u enjoy listening to ur parents goin at it, go join them...
this is a FML...
#53 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:08am by fed_life
I absolutely agree. This is most definitely an fml. No one wants to hear that rubbish! I am so sorry OP. :( turn some music on...REALLY loud...that might work.
#62 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:21pm by rosalie_haostn
should have asked if you could have joined in............... I would me 8================D your dad :- lol
It's the first time she HEARD them doing it. Jeez.
#33 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:15pm by BrandNewKadillak
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Not an FML...You're parents still have sex, so that means they still have a healthy, happy relationship. Would you rather them divorce? Moron...
I don't know why so many FMLs are about parents having sex...I know you don't want to hear them, but you're parents do still have sex..
Having sex doesn't mean you have a healthy, happy relationship. I think the only times I heard my parents doin' it was after they split.
#7 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:32am by plethora
If there are that many FMLs about it, then it obviously bugs people. I hate how many people respond to this "OMG IT'S NOT AN FML", yes. It is. It's disturbing and gross. You wouldn't want your parents to hear YOU having sex so YOU don't want to hear your parents having sex. It's only logical. Stop being a prat.
Walking in on your parents having sex is an FML. Hearing it is not.
#32 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:11pm by uscscreenwriter
Why so much hue and cry about parents having sex. Yeah it does sound awkward but please they are humans and they are couples. They too need some loving! Let them have it.
But yeah this one is a bit of FML. Esp the way OP's mum came and asked if something was wrong.
#9 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:33am by metheonlyb
the parents should use some kind of noise in the bedroom to drown them out if they get that loud, I mean they can't be that oblivous to the noise they make
#13 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:59am by Einstein714
Or she was adopted and for some crazy reason they waited God-knows-how-long to consummate.
I read it the same way :-P
#15 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:08am by BeeSkwaird
Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"
#16 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:26am by SimpleSimon
"No, turn it around... yeah, right up against the bed like that!"
Ahaha I can just picture parents effing with their kids like that!
"More! More!! That's the spot!!!"
Hahaha that's brilliant!!! Parents would do that!!
#63 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:27pm by rosalie_haostn
that's sick, you wanna record someone else getting it on, yuck.
#28 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:58am by heybud
Hey, since she was going to have to listen to it anyway, might as well record it and make the parents listen to it later.
Then again, it might only get them thinking, "Oh man--that was SO GOOD. Let's go do it again!" 8|
Ok this is most def a true FML.....Who wants to hear their parents bang??? NO
ONE!!! Its fucking disgusting!!!! I feel yah OP i had to listen to that at one point in my life too....and thats y u move out and then the only people u have to hear having sex r ur creepy neighbors down the hall....choose wisely
what's with all these people saying "ooh it's not that bad parents need sex too", that's as may be, but that doesn't mean it's immature to not want to hear your parents bang.
the OP was clearly going to just do her best to ignore it until her mom *came into her room wearing the skimpy nightgown and would not stop pressing the issue*
FYL, I concur.
It's not that people are being "immature" and thinking "Omg! Parents have sex! EW!", it's more like, "I really don't want to hear this, I wish they would do this at a time when I'm not home"
Also, as a couple people already stated, the OP was more saying FML to the fact that she saw her mother in a SKIMPY nightgown when she came down to ask why the TV was too loud. I guess it was interrupting their sex. ;)
#24 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:26am by XOfiestypixie
your parent cant have sex for the first time, when you're here telling us this..
#25 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:40am by derekyam
obviously it was the first time the OP heard them doing it, not their first time having sex.
#30 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:12am by onelove7563
Next time, listen to music that way you can turn it up as loud as possible and your mom can't come downstairs in a skimpy nightgown. Or even better, get a fan and always use it at night. It drowns out so much noise!
#31 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:38am by luckyducky123
honestly not an fml. and you cant tell me this is the first time your parents were having sex because they have kids.
#36 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:15pm by Nightfallz
It was the first time she heard them doing it, not the first time they actually did it. And I am so sick of people being all, they're human and have a normal sex drive. What if your parents started having sex in the room next to you and you heard it? I don't think you would sit there thinking, oh, they're just normal human beings and have sex like anyone else, lalala, and go back to what you were doing. You would be grossed out as fuck so stop being holier than thou okay? And his mom wouldn't stop asking him what was wrong so that's FML right there. #31, I also use a fan at night, not because I'm hot but because it drowns out noises.
ok if the OP had to turn the TV way up loud just todrown them out then thats prettdisturbing i mean if its that loud then def FML lso the OP must have had to tell her mother that she herd her having sex i mean acqward (idk how to spell it) deff an FML!!!!
did you guys read the fml carefully. he said his mom was wearing a "skimpy nightgown" when she asked him why his tv was loud.
#39 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:10pm by blackberry1993
I don't see the big deal about seeing your mom in a nightgown. You're a girl. Have you really never seen your mom naked before? Grow up.
#44 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:42pm by amaranthphantom
That happens to me all the time! It's disgusting. Then they come down like nothing happened.
#48 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:35pm by ImaginaryLightx
Wow, you live in a nice house with your parents who are still together. Your life really sucks!
#49 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:06am by tehpizzahut
i can't seem to escape my parents sex lives lol and you don't hear me complaining its life... D E A L .
Adults have sex.
Kids have sex.
But I will say i'd love to see the look on my parents face if they heard ME enjoying my company.
#52 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:02am by KurtLayneCobain
How can it be there first time if your there child....
#55 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:13pm by LoveItOrLeaveIt
Stop being so precious.
Why do you want to believe that you are the result of an immaculate conception?
People have sex. Parents have sex. Other people's parents have sex. Your parents have sex.
It's normal. Stop getting so hung up about it.
"seeing the horror in my face"
recite after me: "It's normal for people to have sex - there is no need for me to hyperventilate."
i feel your pain, when i heard my parents my mom tryed to comfort me by telling that its ok because my 70 yr. old grandparents still do it
#60 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:09pm by BabyDoll09
thank god i havent heard my parents i would probably committ suicide...nasty ew...things that make u go *throws up* that!
Its a fucking knife
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#65 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:29am by GerberGearKnife
I feel ur pain. once I was looking for something in my parents' room, looked in a drawer and instead of finding what I was looking for, I found a porno, nude pictures of my mom, a plastic vibrator, sex gel, and condoms!!!!!!!!! then that night I opened the medicine cabinet to get out my lotion and saw... THE PILL!!!
#67 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:45am by haleycstar
Ditto. A lot of these FML's have me thinking 'wow, I wish that happened to me'. Lots of twisted people on this site.
If your parents were having sex for the first time, how were you there to hear it?
#72 - On 12/27/2009 at 8:45am by DynamicDave
LOL
question mark one the first time thing
do you mean that this is the first time you heard it???
#73 - On 01/12/2010 at 8:08pm by toomuchcrap
