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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64933) - you deserved it (6225)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by helpfulmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you can be safe now.

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:30pm by GravyIsYummy

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Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now....

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#2 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:32pm by somekidfrom93

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