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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105328) - you deserved it (26745)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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