Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

by princess / 03/17/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

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  • OUCH.

    #1 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:03am by latuka

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  • So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to orgasm at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (fuck my fingers).

    Buy a vibrator.

    On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

    #2 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:08am by Jimboom

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