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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML


I agree, your life sucks (147220) - you deserved it (39329)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:03am by latuka

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So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to orgasm at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (fuck my fingers).

Buy a vibrator.

On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:08am by Jimboom

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