So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to orgasm at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (fuck my fingers).
Buy a vibrator.
On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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