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Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7153) - you deserved it (14877)

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If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

#17 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:06am by Gentleman

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Wait, what? You thought it was "awesome" that you'd had sex with two girls other than your girlfriend?

I wonder how she feels about that...

#9 - On 02/08/2009 at 6:14pm by Sibyl

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