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Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

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If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

#17 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:06am by Gentleman

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=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.

#19 - On 03/08/2009 at 2:47pm by HyperFlirt

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