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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29789) - you deserved it (6685)

On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

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I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

#14 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:25pm by fourzerofour

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You keep them on at all times? I thought I was the only one...

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:09pm by Nsc

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