Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
by clash / 11/28/2008 at 1:30am / Intimacy
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I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.
#14 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:25pm by fourzerofour
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You keep them on at all times? I thought I was the only one...
#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:09pm by Nsc
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