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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (228890)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

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why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:12am by ashology101

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And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:23am by B52

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