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Today, I had gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said "your phones been buzzing". I had a text saying "you're grounded," from my Dad. My Alarm saying 'Birth Control Pill' had been going off for a half hour while I was gone. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Okay your dad's probably an idiot. Seriously. Birth control doesn't always mean you're sexually active.
If you're old enough to drive your boyfriend around (without an adult also in the car with you), you're old enough to take birth control for your own reasons. At least in my opinion.

Plus, you weren't texting and driving at the same time. He should be happy about that.

#4 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:11am by redbluegreen

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So ... your Dad would rather you were irresponsible & fell pregnant? Is that what he's trying to prove? Fail Dad, Fail.

#6 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:14am by ihatewankers

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