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Today, I had gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said "your phones been buzzing". I had a text saying "you're grounded," from my Dad. My Alarm saying 'Birth Control Pill' had been going off for a half hour while I was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (21324)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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