Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)
How is that nasty? It's a normal thing. Tons of people are into it, and things that are a LOT worse. Besides, how is it THAT bad that a friend knows? If he's really a friend he's won't tell everyone. OR- if people do find out you can find yourself a girl who's into that too.
#17 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:36am by pleasetryagain
Ehm my 'nasty' didn't apply to that the OP actually like to be tied up but the actual FML. I bet she felt pretty screwed after that. Its nothing to be ashamed of indeed. :)
#17 This was written by a woman. Nothing was mentioned about lesbianism. But if she is, that would make her the most awesome FMLer ever.
#51 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:08pm by ForestFire0
I think It's weird myself
Oh shit! I forgot people aren't allowed to have opinions!
#63 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:31pm by CaptainBaconMan
#17: One example: Vore
In other words, being turned on by the idea of being eaten alive, eating others alive, or observing someone else getting eaten alive
Well, if you are friends, does it really matter that he knows you like to be tied up? I would say that it is pretty vanilla to be into that.
#3 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:19am by MsDenmark
ha ha, my friends do stuff like that to me all the time. but hey, no shame in being kinky :-)
#58 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:13am by heyyou1203
Go with it. Make it even more outrageous than he describes and then he'll think it was ALL a joke. And your secret is safe.
#6 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:26am by jonnymohio
How's this a FML?
Cause you made a fool out of yourself with your friend?
Lame
#7 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:27am by MaiLouIsLegend
i was thinking the same thing
but thats hilarious but that turns me on too XD
#23 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:18pm by volleyballgirl16
you must be from a really conservative community if you would freak out that much over someone knowing you're into being tied up, which is really pretty tame as far as kinky sex goes.
#15 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:24am by miss_california
Are you dominant or submissive? In either case, I'm versatile. Come get some.
#18 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:43am by sikanderimran
I am pretty sure that majority of people have the same sort of bedroom fantasies...and that they secretly have handcuffs within a ten foot radius of their bed. Most useful if they are within arms reach when spontinaeity kicks in.
#20 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:56am by vidchick88
Lol happens all the time
Bright side,now you got someone to talk to about it :)
#21 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:09pm by bella_brasil
the question is, are you both talking about just tying your wrists to the headboard (which is like bottom-rung kinkiness) or are you into the complicated stuff like shibari?
#26 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:41pm by diet_otaku
sweet....... thats hot your friend needs to play his cards right in order to get in on that fun... a girl that likes to get tied up and get kinky... that screams a keeper =)
#28 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:58pm by ithedarkknight
There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying that sort of thing. Tons of people like it, myself included. In fact, it is probably one of the more common fantasies around.
Mmm, there is nothing better than being tied up and having your man do naughty things to you...
I would've been mortified and now he has blackmail material xD
#32 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:05pm by kionnalexus
OMG seriously "like getting tied up"??? Unless you're into serious bondage style "getting tied up" this is all pretty tame and nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed by. I love to be handcuffed or tied to the bed and blindfolded. Don't mind a little light biting or a little spanking either. Doesn't make me a psycho or mean I'm going straight to hell like all the bible thumping conservatives will tell you. It just means I enjoy my sex life. Good for you OP for keeping things interesting and do not be ashamed that you like to get a little freaky. Sheesh people it's the 21st century we're past the time when missionary in the bed with the lights off only between married people is the only acceptable sexual practice
#34 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:36pm by ChefFrenchie
Hey, why would being into "pretty serious bondage" be something to be ashamed or embarrassed about??
#68 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:43am by regalarius
this is the part where you're both real close, silently staring at each other just begging for someone to break the tension....
#35 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:04pm by randomcomment321
"So what?" button. People are into different things. What's the big deal? I had an old friend that wanted a girl to pee on him. Personally, I think that's gross, but that's just my opinion. Again, people are into their own things. It was just your friend. It's not like you were around a hundred people.
#36 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:17pm by sickinlove13
Oh wow :oD If your friend brought that up, chances are he's thought about this before. Remember, it was his idea. Methinks your friend has something on his mind, and it's all about you. Awkward moment for you, but the awkwardness might not be over yet.
#37 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:54pm by p00p0ster0us
Oh wow :oD If your friend brought that up, chances are he's thought about this before. Remember, it was his idea. Methinks your friend has something on his mind, and it's all about you. Awkward moment for you, but the awkwardness might not be over yet.
#38 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:56pm by p00p0ster0us
#3, I don't think it is a normal thing. I think that it not being normal is actually what makes it kinky. Being kinky isn't normal by definition.
#39 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:01pm by AmericaPie
#39, normal and vanilla aren't quite the same axis. Two billion people liking to be tied up does not make it vanilla.
But yeah, "So what" button.
Thats extremely normal compared to what i like >.> i dont think you have to worry about them freaking out. Unless they are like....super conservative lol. Cause a lot of people like being tied up. Its a pretty normal thing. Least its not a foot fetish or something >.>
#40 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:28pm by thelovelykira
What the phuck is wrong with a foot fetish. That's even more common.
#41 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:59pm by sikanderimran
he might like you and could have been gauging your reaction. I know when I'm around girls I like, I get nervous and sometimes hypersexual. A lot of people like "kinky" things... not such a big deal
Being tied up isn't anything big...and it's fairly normal. TONS of people get turned on from being tied up. That's fairly obvious, since all these people have mentioned they're horny now. XD. But, if being tied up is something you like, then its a good thing your friend knows. Now, he can find you a guy that likes the same. ;) I mean, I like it, and I'll tell anyone - being tied up turns me on.
#48 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:30pm by 2dollabootyholla
OP, you should have just said to him: "Oh, yeah, I am. So what??"
I don't really think its anything to be ashamed of...I'm into kinky sex too. Getting tied up/pinned down is really hot.
#49 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:45pm by summersong89
Frankly, being kinky is nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about... Kinky is simply more fun. Definitely not FML worthy, I don't know how this even made it?
#50 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:37pm by deathbylaughter
It's the 21st century. Being tied up is about as vanilla as missionary. Now you're a little kinky if you like being shat upon.
#54 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:18am by christopherlove
Wanting to be tied up isn't something to be ashamed of, but I can still see why this would be a FML. Private lives are supposed to be kept...in private. I'd be embarrassed if my friends knew all about my sex life.
shit i'm masochistic too. basically 95% of people in america are too. don't matter who they are. kinky sex is the best sex. the kinkier the better.
#65 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:19am by fuck_YOUR_lives
Ehh, oh well. We all have our kinks. Yeah, bad joke, I know.
#66 - On 07/14/2009 at 4:27am by dyingstart
Theres nothing wrong with that. I dont see why your life should be fucked. You will make some dude or chick very very happy!
Don't be ashamed. Almost everyone likes some kinky sex at least every once in a while. For most people, the "forbidden" factor is what makes sex hot. The best sex, in my opinion, is with someone you really love and care about and that's all the better reason in my book why you can be truly intimate and share all of your nasty kinky fantasies! My boyfriend and I make sweet love sometimes but most of the time we at least engage in very very dirty talk and do some slapping, biting, spanking, tying up, gagging, hair pulling...It's primal instinct.
#69 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:30pm by dramakat11
Uhmm,why is that a reason to fuck you life? Dear,I've been through worse.Don't cry over spilled milk.
#72 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:47am by xfrankenstienx
