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Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, ( like getting tid up!! ) I just stard at him, spluttering simple question words an wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me!! I then realizd that he had been joking!! Too late!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (43683) - you deserved it (18740)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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So? Nothing to be ashamed of.

#4 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:20am by xOpheliacx

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Wanna hook up?

#8 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:31am by ChefBoy6382

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