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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18038) - you deserved it (43168)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

#3 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:19am by atruegem

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Quality stuff :D Keep up the good work. Something for his marriage speech.

#5 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:20am by d347hm4n

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