By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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atruegem 0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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VintageGuitarist 0

Why would you sneak out and pretend it never happened?

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Ryozo_Kato 0

Because, do you really feel like explaining to your brother that you were in his room the entire time he was having phone sex... Awkward..

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Tkdxxxse 0

I would have jacked off then if he saw me I would be like I can explain........……........................ hold up let me finish lol

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ruby29 0

If she told him he would get and probably get back at her bad.

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fluffyzoe64 2

The best solution would have been to scare him shortly after he picked up the phone as soon as the phone sex started. I think his girlfriend would have enjoyed hearing him squeal like a girl and you wouldn't have been stuck:)

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atruegem 0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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MR_OHCRAP 0

What would be even worse if the OP masturbated over them both having phone sex XD

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atruegem 0

seriously, the possibilities! It could have been the mother of all family pranks

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animaniatico 0

he could go and say, bo? (with the interrogation mark) or blackmail him (always works)

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pleasetryagain 0

Agreed! Plus, if he went through with the prank before any of this started, he could have saved himself a lot of awkwardness. Why did the OP wait just because his girlfriend calls?

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A83_fml 18

perfect spot, perfect time for making goat sounds..

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d347hm4n 0

Quality stuff :D Keep up the good work. Something for his marriage speech.

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Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha! Wussy. Should have done it in the middle of his phone sex. Now THAT would have been funny!

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SimpleSimon 0

I agree, if you'd scared him while he was in the middle, you could probably have ****** up his sexual function for a good while. PTSD brought on by wanking... that's funny!

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