Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

by fmlfmlfml / 07/10/2009 at 1:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

    #3 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:19am by atruegem

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  • Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

    #7 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:35am by Fuck_The_Police

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