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Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML
" I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady..."
Oh I bet you did.
She wishes that petrol was your...you know.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014