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Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

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" I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady..."

Oh I bet you did.

#11 - On 07/09/2009 at 5:45pm by deja54

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She wishes that petrol was know.

#4 - On 07/09/2009 at 5:37pm by epicfail13337

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