Today, I had sex with my fiancee. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (51097) - you totally deserved it (2265)
On 07/08/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
I guess I'm trying to figure out how so many panties ended up in such an odd spot. Not once have my partner's ended up behind the bed. In my experience, clothes usually end up next to the bed (or in it). Who throws things backwards? (That's a serious question...I want to know if this happens to anyone else.)
No, that's never happened to me. Usually me and my boyfriend throw our clothing on the sides of the bed or at the foot of the bed. We've never thrown it behind us.
#75 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:44pm by sickinlove13
If you had lost another pair back there and never noticed, what's to say they weren't from a relationship years before he met you? How often do you really think it gets cleaned back there?
#84 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:47pm by viperstrike05
EXACTLY. Take note of #84, OP! They're right! (no sarcasm)
#104 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:03am by pebblesmonkey
this just makes no sense. wtf?
OP-it's "fiance" since you're referring to a guy...
but anyways, that really sucks and i'm sorry that happened. at least you hadn't married him yet.
#119 - On 07/12/2009 at 1:59am by audiogasmic
They weren't his. The fiancee is a woman. If she were engaged to a man, she would have said "fiance". So I figure, they could easily be the fiancee's.
#116 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:29am by GrapefruitZoe
LOL! Is that suppose to mean that if ur from the south, u will be cheated on?
#23 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:20am by BleedingAssassin
Completely agree. Panties is the nastiest word ever. It's the sort of thing a dirty old man would whisper as he furiously masturbates into a sock to the thought of schoolgirls... I feel dirty just typing it.
skivvies? yep this group of comments is the best thing on fml in weeks
#76 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:00pm by fyourlife33
Underpants? Underpants always sounds ridiculous to me. I call them panties. Then again, I'm a pervert.
#106 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:58am by christopherlove
wtf is wrong with panties? You guys are weird. I usually just say underwear, but really?
"Panties is a creepy word"
do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?
also: Britches.
#109 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:12pm by genius_man16
#5 so she deserves to get cheated on whilst shes engaged just because she called them panties
#123 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:53am by mrfreak219
Good for him. You probably been holding out on him anyways.
#7 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:14am by warhorse57
Wow. What color were they? Were they mine?.....LOL jk bit really FYL
#8 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:14am by Jmtsis96
hmmm... they may have been your fiancee's, seeing as a fiancee is a female. I think you might have meant to call him your fiance?
Might wanna get that figured out.
#9 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:19am by bananapajama
I'm glad someone else caught this!
Don't lots of people take French in high school? It can be useful sometimes, folks.
I call bullshit. There was one exactly like this not to long ago. The only difference was the guy picked up the wrong pair.
And we all know there's no such thing as similar occurrences. Everything on earth only happens once, and every time you hear another story similar to it, it's gotta be fake. Right.
This exact same story is on here somewhere. I'm not saying that it is a false FML, but as there already is another story worded in much the same way, this one should be deleted.
At least there were no strange men's underwear back there. You should probably talk to him about getting a new bed frame and headboard, it sounds like there is a problem there. If he takes care of that, at least after you marry him you won't have to clean up any more panties behind the bed - just tell him to make sure he checks the sheets too after the girls leave!
#14 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:37am by skullbuster
What's wrong with calling them panties, #5? but anyway, he deserves to be broken up with, cheating is one of the worst insults to someone, in my opinion.
#17 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:50am by Billie_Joe21
You gotta find out the truth first. Maybe they are from a long time ago. Nothing worse than breaking up with someone for something that didn't happen.
At least give him time to explain the situation. If it turns out he's cheating on you, dump his ass. But give him a chance first.
#18 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:56am by Clever_Nick_Here
Look at the alternatives, he may not be cheating on you.
He may just enjoy stealing woman's panties, and hiding them behind his bed once he's done jacking off in them.
Now now people, lets not jump to conclusions yet. Who knows, those panties could have been from past partners.
#33 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:48am by 666HailSatan666
@#33 - Good point. Perhaps he's a messy dude and just hasn't cleaned behind the bead in months/years.
#36 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:02pm by m00sem00se
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
FIANCÉE = THE WOMAN
FIANCÉ = THE MAN
GET IT RIGHT PLEASE!
#38 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:16pm by anniebananie
Whoo-whoo-whoo, here come the sirens for the Spelling/Grammar/Usage police and it's newest self-deputized member. Thank you for making the FML website safe for everyone, without your high-handed criticism of semi-literate posters, life just wouldn't be worth living. And the CAPS, pure gold...
#45 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:43pm by skullbuster
If a spelling mistake makes misinterpretation of a message likely, like it has here, then I am all for the grammar/spelling police and their corrections. Minor mistakes that don't affect understanding are acceptable, but this is not.
#47 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:45pm by wingedtoad
Yeah, #47's got it.
#45 - The caps were so that it would catch people's attention.. dee dee dee!
#55 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:01pm by anniebananie
Get real, this wasn't confusing. I don't want to open the gay marriage box on this thread but obviously when she is talking about a FIANCE (despite her incorrect usage), she was talking about a man. And the inference here was that the panties belonged to someone other than her. Surprised there hasn't been more suggestion by commenters that he is a cross-dresser though!
#61 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm by skullbuster
And none of the 37 posters prior to Deputy SmugAss seemed confused. This is just another example of someone exercising their own superiority over another person and it is weak! FAIL!
#63 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:49pm by skullbuster
#38: Yes, their mistake confused me terribly! Is this a lesbian engagement? Is this a man who wears panties worried that his fiancée is cheating on him with a woman or another panty-wearing man?
#45: You are a spelling-Nazi Nazi. Changing the gender of that word completely screws up the post for anyone who knows the difference between -é and -ée. Regardless, I bet you'd attack anyone correcting any grammar or spelling mistake no matter how major. Don't tell people to get off their high horse from atop your even higher horse, hypocrite.
#65 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:58pm by FrostyNorth
Well of course I'm on my high horse, isn't everyone here? I've just taken up a different cause!!! I mean we have the people who accuse the OP of being a liar, the spelling/grammar correctors, the people who blame the OP, and somehow every single FML seems to turn into some gay marriage discussion - that's when we aren't making fun of the fat people! It's like back in the Jerry Springer hey-day, people just watched to see people that were more pathetic than themselves so they could sit in judgment - isn't that the draw?
#67 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:13pm by skullbuster
Exactly, the whole point of the site is to judge the
posters. But you basically told 38 that they shouldn't judge just because of poor grammar. Any judgement is fine!
BTW, OP is an overweight, engaged lesbian.
#74 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:41pm by FrostyNorth
To all the people having a fit over the spelling.. if you cant figure it out, you really shouldn't be correcting people on adding one extra letter, even if it makes it mean something else. Context clues. We learned that in elementary school.
who ever said that she was marrying/dating a man? maybe this woman does know french, and wrote the correct word because she's a lesbian. I'm not saying that she is a lesbian, because she may have just made a spelling mistake. But don't bash her for her spelling until you know the story.
#94 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:53pm by iamgilmore14
haha my thoughts exactly. first rule of french: the feminine-gendered words get the extra "e" on the end. ami = male friend, amie = female friend; fiance = male partner, fiancee = female partner.
#70 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:29pm by diet_otaku
first things first...do you live together? and if so, is it a new place for both of u or did one of u move in with the other? Bc if you moved in with him, yes they could be from forever ago and a different partner. If its a new place for the 2 of you together or he moved into your place, dump him. Hes a cheater and they NEVER change, trust me. You don't deserve to be treated that way. Good luck!
That's crazy that all those other panties would have fallen down in the same spot and the other women never bothered to look for them...
Agreed, or that the guy wouldnt have looked for them..seems a bit odd. OP should talk to her partner before jumping to any conclusions. Hell they could be hers from a long time ago and she forgot or they could be from an ex. I was with a guy once and found his exes panties under the bed because he hadnt cleaned under their since they broke up. Bottom line, she needs to talk to him before making assumptions.
Perhaps you can have a lesbian foursome! I wasn't aware that they allowed gay marriage in Tennessee, I'm very surprised.
#43 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:38pm by wingedtoad
Maybe he hasnt cleaned under his bed in awhile and those been sitting there awhile from past sex times with other women... lol thats what i would say
#44 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:42pm by ithedarkknight
Cheer up, maybe he's not cheating on you. He could be a serial killer who keeps them as trophies.
#53 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:57pm by dissimilitude
Maybe if you didn't have sex with random guys and sleep with your boyfriend like some cheap ho, but wait until marriage like you're supposed to, you wouldn't be in this mess.
nowhere in this FML has she mentioned that she's slept around with random guys, and sleeping with one's own boyfriend -much less fiancee- does not categorize anyone as "some cheap ho" - for making such an meaningless connection between the two, i can only assume you're either a fundamentalist bible-basher christian who assumes the position to inform others of their mistakes whilst, of course being sinless and perfect themselves, or you're a very lonely, misguided individual who has yet to get laid.
#57 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:22pm by 14hatemachine
if she waited until they were married to have sex she would've just found the underwear after the wedding. this way she can just break off the engagement rather than go through a divorce.
#58 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:26pm by irafinklestein
fuck off, no one wants to hear your fundie christian bullshit. and this site is proof enough that waiting until marriage causes more problems than it prevents.
#73 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:33pm by diet_otaku
The bed was hungry om nom nom nom
Ok, I'm done.
I am curious as to what excuse he came up with, if any for the other 2 pairs.
#59 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:27pm by dyingstart
I am curious about smth else (since some people are slobs, it might be they belong to some ex(es), and he has not cleaned since then). Why did those women leave without the underwear? Ok, if they were living with him, perhaps they went to grab another pair, but how can you not care about what happens to your clothing? o.O
Well duh. They're your fiancée's, obviously--she's female, isn't she? Sheesh.
#68 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:17pm by m1ss1ontomars2k4
OMFG that is fucking awesome did you at least check to see if they had the owners name on the elastic band =p
well this seems like another episode of jerry springer!! ; D
#72 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:31pm by ohhemmgee33
didnt this happen in a movie? im pretty sure it did, like the exact same scenario
#77 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:11pm by hippiehigh
Its quite possible they were HER panties? Hardly an FML. Give her a chance to explain the situation before dumping her ass
girl, talk to your fiance
put the records straight
maybe the panties or thong or whatever
are from past relationship.
umm...SORRY for the erros in my grammar.
Given they are going to be getting married, I'm going to assume they've been dating a while. The panties wouldn't be from past relationships. And uh..if they were..that's fucking repulsive and I wouldn't want to be with someone who doesn't clean their place and leave people's underwear laying around, WTF!
#82 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:41pm by waterynuggets
Don't jump to conclusions yet love, he may have a female underwear fetish.
#90 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:35pm by AmericansAreDumb
Well, in MY opinion,
I think the OP would have discussed this with her man.
If they are close to marriage, I don't think confrontation would be avoided.
So, I'm assuming that the fiance was cheating,
because why else would she post it as an FML?
Unless, of course, she just thought it would be an interesting FML..
and she's being mysterious.. leaving the conclusion to this story unknown?
:|
#93 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:49pm by casscontagious
oh wow...i mean unless he has a sister he is cheating.. that sucks..find out from him b4 u make the biggest mistake of your life =/
#95 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:04pm by SummerLover95
I've heard this somewhere before. I wouldn't be surprised if it was on Snopes.
#96 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:32pm by princesskitten
that coulda been from past relationships i wouldn't worry but i would at least calmly talk to him about it.
#97 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:11pm by lifeloathesme
That's terrible
Confront him about it!
But in the end that isn't someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with... FYL
#99 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:25pm by racheal333
Woah man. If he's cheating on you dump his ass. You deserve better.
#103 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:21am by kenzierosaline
Maybe his mom stayed with him for a while in that room?
#107 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:59am by vintageXballroom
Three explanations:
1) He's cheating
2) He hasn't cleaned his room since he's lived there
3) He needs to do a better job of hiding his panties from you
Your best bet is (2), and even that's debatable
#110 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:09pm by hippyhobbit
This sounds familiar, I think there might be a similar FML?
Well, it sucks anyway. Dump his ass.
#111 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:02pm by sondramcfail
HA HA HA HA! That is funny are your panties the largest out of all of them? That might explain
#113 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:17pm by donkey_hang_down
YDI for having sex with your fiance before he was your husband.
#121 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:43pm by megatrontwo
Now you know you're sleeping with a winner!! These other girls are just jealous and want you to dump him so they can pounce.
