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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you totally deserved it (5734)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, you have a bright imagination.

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm by xiloveyoux3

Yeah, really. Super cool story bro.

#33 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:07pm by Duckasaurus

YDI for saying "grade 10" WHO THE FUCK SAYS GRADE 10!?!?!? wtf yo. ITS 10th GRADE NOT GRADE 10 YDI!!

#42 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:51pm by MasterModeraor

god, you're obnoxious - in the US, people say tenth grade, and in canada people say grade ten - you're so heartbreakingly uninformed, i think it may actually have cause me a little physical pain, from laughing at least :]

#43 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:56pm by 14hatemachine

And in many places in Europe

#48 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:42pm by afix

Informed or not, they are retarded to assume that just because they use one form, means all others are automatically wrong.

#49 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:47pm by BLNovelist

lol in aus we say year ten X]
soz just random fact :P

#52 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:19am by riaaa

I use both. Kinda like how I go back and forth with 'favorite' and 'favourite,' but don't ask why I do that...

#55 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:22am by Logica42

You're an idiot. People outside the US use this site too and have different ways of saying stuff.

#57 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:38am by delfinofrank

#42 makes me feel embarrassed to be American. Why do you feel embarrassed about writing good dirty stories? I'd be complimented.. but I guess it depends on your relationship with your mom.

#64 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:38am by mudkip

If you hadn't noticed, Americans are pretty much the only people in the world who say 10th grade. On topic, I can't fathom how horrible that whole situation is for you.

#86 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:53pm by AkihiroHattori5

Oh LOL ha!

#2 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:12pm by cucumberfabulous

Lol the same thing happened to me but I was drawing... my mom actually left the notebook i drew in on my desk with a chocolate kiss. :P Your life sucks

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:12pm by fmkittw

Haha how cute is your mom.
Aw.

You deserve it you lil' nasty.

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:13pm by MeganH0LLYW00D

"HOW CUTE OF YOUR MOM???" Uhhh... ookkk????

For what??

- For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy?

ORRR

-That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers?

I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby

#63 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:37am by mystomachurts

hahahaha
LMAO

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:14pm by maii

That sucks. FYL

#6 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:14pm by paigeorose92

hahahaha FYL

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:18pm by Dabookofnothing

ahhh that is so cringe-worthy. on the bright side...maybe you have a future career in erotic literature?

#8 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:20pm by ladidadi

Seconded. Have you considered a career as a trashy romance novelist?
:D

#13 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:39pm by Snommelp

thats sorta weird a mom would do that

#9 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:21pm by bethechange

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;)

Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head

FYL

#10 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:27pm by hecuva

I know a lot of people who write those kinds of stories... except for they're smart enough to dispose of them after they write them. FYL

#11 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:32pm by Vegetables

Yikes, was this fanfiction? I used to belong on a forum that had a fanfiction section and some of the smutty writers were as young as 12 years old. Guh-ross.

#12 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:37pm by drybamboo

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
People will be doing those scenes now. Not just your parents, but the people at work too.

#14 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:41pm by epicfail13337

Maybe you should consider a career as an erotic novelist.

#15 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:46pm by Novabear

in school when i was 13 we had to read an erotic novel our teacher thought we were mature enough and made us read it outloud , he was later fired

#16 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:53pm by Bex_dazzled

hahahaha that suckksssss!

#58 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:48am by swooshq

That's kinda awesome....

#92 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:25am by BlkOrdrAlchemist

LOL #16!!! That is so horrible!!!! Yet it's so hilarious!!!

#18 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:10pm by leili

How is this an FML? You've been getting action in ways that your sexually experienced mom has never heard of since you were 15. It's not even embarrassing. i'd go into her office and start collecting the high 5s. This belongs on my life is good.com.

#19 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:13pm by mooreon131

share the stories please?
lmao.

#20 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:17pm by hannah794

hahaha. Thats awesome. It would have been better if she was like "Thanks for the ideas!!" Might not wanna cal her tonight, shes gonna be busy :) haha jk...I hope...ew

#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:18pm by jazminbliss

Wow, could you post one of them LOL
I wanna read them [;

#22 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:23pm by _FYL_

ahahahaha!!!!!!
lmfaoo that made me laugh.

#23 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:36pm by xoxoprivatexoxo

FUCKING LOL

#24 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:37pm by Kondustra

So...your mom's co-workers are beating off to your stories? o_0

Moms used to put that kind of shit on the refrigerator.

#25 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:44pm by aback

That's...actually incredibly funny. XDDD

#26 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:47pm by Serafie

I think this is also a Fuck Her Life lol.

#27 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:00pm by waterynuggets

awww thats gotta be embarrassing. FYL

#28 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:01pm by rockitout

Raunchy fanfiction? Ha!

#29 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:16pm by kynzilla

I so wish you could post some stories ;)
Stick them on a blog and send us the link!!!

#30 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:22pm by Vitamin_C

Next up - publishing deal!

#31 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:52pm by Hydra

Was this on fanfiction?
Agreed with #12. Alot of stories on there are from like 10 year olds. Its disturbing. :P

@16 - One of my teachers did the same thing when I was in grade 6.. He was convicted as a pedo two years ago.. No joke. :|

#32 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:58pm by CourtneyDanielle

I want to read the stories!

#34 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:07pm by woxy

I have made dirty stories sence 5th grade when I learned O.O

#35 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:12pm by Jim9349

Lolol, well at least she wasn't mad at you?

#36 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:22pm by toastygoat

Man that is REALLY funny shit right there. Well, at least now others have the 'pleasure' of reading too. =D

#37 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:26pm by missjazzy_love

Oh! haha, FYL. I'm sorry.

#38 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:50pm by namelessfew

I wrote an abusive/dirty story on my computer a couple of years back ( i had just turned 14) and my grandma found them. sent it to my mom , aunt and uncle. my uncle took them to the psycologist at his school where he teaches. the psycologist says its not surprising 14 year olds know that these days.

When my grandma confronted me I lied and said that my friend emailed it to me and I hadnt read it yet.

#39 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:20pm by Figureskater_15

its actaully pretty funny now that i look back.
did i mention i was in australia? i aws about thousands of miles from home and i was living with my grandma. (i had gone to australia for a year cause my grandma went a teacher exchange)
I also know my grandmas password into her email and i saw every email back and forth about it so i was prepared for when either her or my mom confronted me.
Oh yeah - my mom showed her co worker and her co worker was like she probaby just needed to vent and if you confront her about this she will feel that you invaded her privacy. (it was in the email that my mom sent to my grandma)
(which did feel like invasion of privacy )

#51 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:11am by Figureskater_15

I did this once, teacher found it, got suspended

#40 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:20pm by abeisababe

YDI for writing it down in the first place.
If you don't want something read or heard, you'd best not write a single word.

#44 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:08pm by robbotheking

I'm sorry, I don't understand this kind of logic.

Going off it, no one should ever masturbate, have sex, piss, shit - anything that someone may not want someone else to know about.

To me, it seems more logical to say to go ahead - but take steps to make sure it is not found/seen, such as locking them away somewhere, making them into hidden files if all other computer uses are computer illiterate, etc.

#50 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:51pm by BLNovelist

Dude that's actually pretty legit awesome, I'd be proud if it was me. I've written some erotic stuff but to have open recognition? Cool story bro.

#45 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:11pm by Noxx

ur mom has no common sense. if i were her, i'd b embarassed 2 bring it in

#46 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:25pm by laffalot53

awkward.

#47 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:38pm by justaquietghost

Oh dude. Grade ten... I can only imagine the sexual deviant I was. Grade ten is when your at the top of your game. Jerkin it to some strawberry shampoo, and mundane shit like that.

#53 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:20am by cobraclutch

without a doubt the best internet comment i have ever read, thank you sir.

#54 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:21am by clm09

*just read # 10's comment.*

Nnnng. -brain fizzes, explodes and dies-

x.x

Ew. OP, I feel your pain even more now.

#56 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:24am by Logica42

haha 'tis f-cking great...
Uh, maybe that means you're better in the sack [than your mom].. but I doubt, you really want to know anything about your mom's sexlife. Actually you know what, nevermind.

#59 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:55am by swooshq

Uh, my mom did this, too, but she didn't work. She just read this out loud --in a shocked outrage -- to people on the phone. Including my father and his new wife. In front of me and my siblings. I was 13.

Screw ppl who say this stuff shouldn't be written down. Kids exploring their fantasies in a healthy and safe way is to be celebrated. Mine was hidden and Snoopy Mcgillicutty found it anyway. It's not your fault she has no boundaries.

Good luck forgiving her for invading your private thoughts. it may take a minute.

#60 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:08am by mercyFML

Lemme express my feelings on this issue in poetry :)
Due to old stories you had written,
The low dust, you have no bitten,
You were merely releasing thought,
Never had the worry you would get caught,
Your mother, so snoopy,
Now thinks her own son is loopy,
It's oaky though, things happen at times,
That make us feel sour like limes,
Forgive your mother,
So she and daddy don't use your stories to make another brother.
>;)

#61 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:46am by GoodpointAllen

:o Omg.. #61 your amazing at poetry..!

#65 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:01am by Shortiie

You should win an award for this poem, it's so good lol

#87 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:56pm by AkihiroHattori5

i bet you'll get phone calls from her work.

#62 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:31am by nodbor

I think that's pretty awesome. Your mom thinks they're cool. Way to go.

#66 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:06am by derriduh

That's kind of cool. Way to be all Henry Miller at age 12 or whatever...

#67 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:04pm by cheesefest

If she really thought they were that bad, she would never show them to anyone. Obviously she's a self-righteous pig who just wants to make everyone else look bad, even her own flesh and blood.

#68 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:14pm by FreedomFirst

i got caught with a book like that when i was in seventh grade.

#69 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:18pm by oic_rachel

So what kind of things did you write because if your mom hasn't heard of them I'm sure a lot of people haven't.

#70 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:20pm by fr0man33

I write Yaoi a lot, and my gay friend was reading it, and ask to borrow it, haha. I guess it's a normal thing that people haven't heard of certain things.

#71 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:37pm by Objexxx

so when is it gonna be published? hats off to you for a HOT imagination!

#72 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:47pm by romeovilleanyone

what 63 said, other than the thing about being complimented, I think that's creepy but that's just my opinion

#73 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:47pm by TheBigGamer

Sounds like she's proud of you, wants to show off your writing talent to her co-workers.

#74 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:00pm by thugbert

Well, that's not so bad! At least you've got a future in erotic literature!

#75 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:03pm by Fire_lights

That's super awesome! I'd by psyched if my mom showed her coworkers my "dirty" stories. Any attention is good attention for an aspiring artist! :D

#76 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:43am by Islander

Ha ha. The same thing happened to me. I wrote a rather involved story on my computer, left for church camp for a week ( I know, THE IRONY!) and my mom found it. The best part is, I'm writing another one that she doesn't even know about. Bow chicka wow wow. But seriously, I feel bad for you. I was embarrased enough when my mom told my dad. If strangers read that story, I'd run off. The worst part is, my mom thinks I'm a slut now, even though I'm a virgin.

#77 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:19am by FleaFlyFlow

Those aren't things u leave layin around ur parents house, wht were u thinkin? hide em outside or in ur locker or take them with u when u moved out.

#78 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:28pm by walkingnightmare

1 word. Awesome.

#79 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:56pm by SceneKid4Shizz

I would never let my mother take dirty stories that I'd written into her workplace.... Not that I've written any...

#80 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:49pm by pietastesgood

Well... Hey, maybe you can make some money off them or something... Or atleast take them back and get rid of them?

#81 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:57pm by Nonnag

nicccccee

#82 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:43am by pepperidgefarms

see? if you just listened in class you wouldn't have this problem. YDI

#83 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:06am by dead_man

haha what a proud parent:)

#84 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:13pm by FYLbiatchh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your mom is so fucked in the head, who the hell would show off their son's sex stories at work? I mean, what the fuck?

#85 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:12am by Allord

OMFG.
hahah
that is soo funny!
I feel so bad for you.
I wonder if she ever told them who wrote them :P

#88 - On 07/19/2009 at 4:47pm by oxjackiixo

Awesome.
Post them online some time, will you?

#89 - On 07/22/2009 at 11:31am by Valkie

feel honored, I gues? I mean , you've got a dirty imagination, but you could make millions off of the next karma sutra.

#90 - On 07/25/2009 at 1:55am by cmac86

stop complaining shes proud of you  xxox

#91 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:37pm by MLSxxox

She did return them, right? Make sure you get them back or your mom'll try and profit... in more ways than one....

#93 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:35am by BlkOrdrAlchemist

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