Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you totally deserved it (5734)
On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)
YDI for saying "grade 10" WHO THE FUCK SAYS GRADE 10!?!?!? wtf yo. ITS 10th GRADE NOT GRADE 10 YDI!!
#42 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:51pm by MasterModeraor
god, you're obnoxious - in the US, people say tenth grade, and in canada people say grade ten - you're so heartbreakingly uninformed, i think it may actually have cause me a little physical pain, from laughing at least :]
#43 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:56pm by 14hatemachine
Informed or not, they are retarded to assume that just because they use one form, means all others are automatically wrong.
#49 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:47pm by BLNovelist
I use both. Kinda like how I go back and forth with 'favorite' and 'favourite,' but don't ask why I do that...
You're an idiot. People outside the US use this site too and have different ways of saying stuff.
#57 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:38am by delfinofrank
#42 makes me feel embarrassed to be American. Why do you feel embarrassed about writing good dirty stories? I'd be complimented.. but I guess it depends on your relationship with your mom.
#64 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:38am by mudkip
If you hadn't noticed, Americans are pretty much the only people in the world who say 10th grade. On topic, I can't fathom how horrible that whole situation is for you.
#86 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:53pm by AkihiroHattori5
Lol the same thing happened to me but I was drawing... my mom actually left the notebook i drew in on my desk with a chocolate kiss. :P Your life sucks
Haha how cute is your mom.
Aw.
You deserve it you lil' nasty.
#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:13pm by MeganH0LLYW00D
"HOW CUTE OF YOUR MOM???" Uhhh... ookkk????
For what??
- For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy?
ORRR
-That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers?
I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby
#63 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:37am by mystomachurts
ahhh that is so cringe-worthy. on the bright side...maybe you have a future career in erotic literature?
Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;)
Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head
FYL
I know a lot of people who write those kinds of stories... except for they're smart enough to dispose of them after they write them. FYL
#11 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:32pm by Vegetables
Yikes, was this fanfiction? I used to belong on a forum that had a fanfiction section and some of the smutty writers were as young as 12 years old. Guh-ross.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
People will be doing those scenes now. Not just your parents, but the people at work too.
#14 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:41pm by epicfail13337
in school when i was 13 we had to read an erotic novel our teacher thought we were mature enough and made us read it outloud , he was later fired
#16 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:53pm by Bex_dazzled
How is this an FML? You've been getting action in ways that your sexually experienced mom has never heard of since you were 15. It's not even embarrassing. i'd go into her office and start collecting the high 5s. This belongs on my life is good.com.
#19 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:13pm by mooreon131
hahaha. Thats awesome. It would have been better if she was like "Thanks for the ideas!!" Might not wanna cal her tonight, shes gonna be busy :) haha jk...I hope...ew
#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:18pm by jazminbliss
So...your mom's co-workers are beating off to your stories? o_0
Moms used to put that kind of shit on the refrigerator.
Was this on fanfiction?
Agreed with #12. Alot of stories on there are from like 10 year olds. Its disturbing. :P
@16 - One of my teachers did the same thing when I was in grade 6.. He was convicted as a pedo two years ago.. No joke. :|
#32 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:58pm by CourtneyDanielle
Man that is REALLY funny shit right there. Well, at least now others have the 'pleasure' of reading too. =D
#37 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:26pm by missjazzy_love
I wrote an abusive/dirty story on my computer a couple of years back ( i had just turned 14) and my grandma found them. sent it to my mom , aunt and uncle. my uncle took them to the psycologist at his school where he teaches. the psycologist says its not surprising 14 year olds know that these days.
When my grandma confronted me I lied and said that my friend emailed it to me and I hadnt read it yet.
#39 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:20pm by Figureskater_15
its actaully pretty funny now that i look back.
did i mention i was in australia? i aws about thousands of miles from home and i was living with my grandma. (i had gone to australia for a year cause my grandma went a teacher exchange)
I also know my grandmas password into her email and i saw every email back and forth about it so i was prepared for when either her or my mom confronted me.
Oh yeah - my mom showed her co worker and her co worker was like she probaby just needed to vent and if you confront her about this she will feel that you invaded her privacy. (it was in the email that my mom sent to my grandma)
(which did feel like invasion of privacy )
#51 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:11am by Figureskater_15
YDI for writing it down in the first place.
If you don't want something read or heard, you'd best not write a single word.
#44 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:08pm by robbotheking
I'm sorry, I don't understand this kind of logic.
Going off it, no one should ever masturbate, have sex, piss, shit - anything that someone may not want someone else to know about.
To me, it seems more logical to say to go ahead - but take steps to make sure it is not found/seen, such as locking them away somewhere, making them into hidden files if all other computer uses are computer illiterate, etc.
#50 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:51pm by BLNovelist
Dude that's actually pretty legit awesome, I'd be proud if it was me. I've written some erotic stuff but to have open recognition? Cool story bro.
ur mom has no common sense. if i were her, i'd b embarassed 2 bring it in
#46 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:25pm by laffalot53
Oh dude. Grade ten... I can only imagine the sexual deviant I was. Grade ten is when your at the top of your game. Jerkin it to some strawberry shampoo, and mundane shit like that.
#53 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:20am by cobraclutch
*just read # 10's comment.*
Nnnng. -brain fizzes, explodes and dies-
x.x
Ew. OP, I feel your pain even more now.
haha 'tis f-cking great...
Uh, maybe that means you're better in the sack [than your mom].. but I doubt, you really want to know anything about your mom's sexlife. Actually you know what, nevermind.
Uh, my mom did this, too, but she didn't work. She just read this out loud --in a shocked outrage -- to people on the phone. Including my father and his new wife. In front of me and my siblings. I was 13.
Screw ppl who say this stuff shouldn't be written down. Kids exploring their fantasies in a healthy and safe way is to be celebrated. Mine was hidden and Snoopy Mcgillicutty found it anyway. It's not your fault she has no boundaries.
Good luck forgiving her for invading your private thoughts. it may take a minute.
Lemme express my feelings on this issue in poetry :)
Due to old stories you had written,
The low dust, you have no bitten,
You were merely releasing thought,
Never had the worry you would get caught,
Your mother, so snoopy,
Now thinks her own son is loopy,
It's oaky though, things happen at times,
That make us feel sour like limes,
Forgive your mother,
So she and daddy don't use your stories to make another brother.
>;)
#61 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:46am by GoodpointAllen
You should win an award for this poem, it's so good lol
#87 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:56pm by AkihiroHattori5
That's kind of cool. Way to be all Henry Miller at age 12 or whatever...
#67 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:04pm by cheesefest
If she really thought they were that bad, she would never show them to anyone. Obviously she's a self-righteous pig who just wants to make everyone else look bad, even her own flesh and blood.
#68 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:14pm by FreedomFirst
i got caught with a book like that when i was in seventh grade.
#69 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:18pm by oic_rachel
So what kind of things did you write because if your mom hasn't heard of them I'm sure a lot of people haven't.
I write Yaoi a lot, and my gay friend was reading it, and ask to borrow it, haha. I guess it's a normal thing that people haven't heard of certain things.
so when is it gonna be published? hats off to you for a HOT imagination!
#72 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:47pm by romeovilleanyone
what 63 said, other than the thing about being complimented, I think that's creepy but that's just my opinion
#73 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:47pm by TheBigGamer
Well, that's not so bad! At least you've got a future in erotic literature!
#75 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:03pm by Fire_lights
That's super awesome! I'd by psyched if my mom showed her coworkers my "dirty" stories. Any attention is good attention for an aspiring artist! :D
Ha ha. The same thing happened to me. I wrote a rather involved story on my computer, left for church camp for a week ( I know, THE IRONY!) and my mom found it. The best part is, I'm writing another one that she doesn't even know about. Bow chicka wow wow. But seriously, I feel bad for you. I was embarrased enough when my mom told my dad. If strangers read that story, I'd run off. The worst part is, my mom thinks I'm a slut now, even though I'm a virgin.
#77 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:19am by FleaFlyFlow
Those aren't things u leave layin around ur parents house, wht were u thinkin? hide em outside or in ur locker or take them with u when u moved out.
#78 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:28pm by walkingnightmare
I would never let my mother take dirty stories that I'd written into her workplace.... Not that I've written any...
#80 - On 07/06/2009 at 11:49pm by pietastesgood
Well... Hey, maybe you can make some money off them or something... Or atleast take them back and get rid of them?
see? if you just listened in class you wouldn't have this problem. YDI
#83 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:06am by dead_man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your mom is so fucked in the head, who the hell would show off their son's sex stories at work? I mean, what the fuck?
OMFG.
hahah
that is soo funny!
I feel so bad for you.
I wonder if she ever told them who wrote them :P
#88 - On 07/19/2009 at 4:47pm by oxjackiixo
feel honored, I gues? I mean , you've got a dirty imagination, but you could make millions off of the next karma sutra.
She did return them, right? Make sure you get them back or your mom'll try and profit... in more ways than one....
#93 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:35am by BlkOrdrAlchemist
