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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44582) - you deserved it (9027)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, you have a bright imagination.

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm by xiloveyoux3

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Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;)

Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head

FYL

#10 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:27pm by hecuva

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