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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45554) - you totally deserved it (7517)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

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haha
that sucks
was it hot?

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:04am by awuh_man

Lets hope your mom doesn't throw that in with the embarrassing baby photos moms love to show off to their sons/daughters girlfriends/boyfriends because that would just make it worse. :D

#41 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:53pm by Sinisterwolf89

Yes. And lets hope she dosen´t lay it on the internett... Lol. xD

#55 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:35pm by Sparkled

wrong. lets hope she does put it on the internet! I wanna see lol. This sounds amusing,

#64 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:47pm by T1MT1M

Screw the girlfriend/boyfriend showing... wait until the marriage reception, then project it onto a big screen for everyone to see.

#66 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:33pm by hecuva

Why get a girlfriend when you have a pillow?

#73 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:20pm by Loser390

If your girlfriend sees the video, tell her that you were subconsciously masturbating over her.

#86 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:06am by MR_OHCRAP

#41, you're an idiot

#122 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:08am by u_must_be_gay09

haha that would really suck for him xDD (#55)

#124 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:01pm by zeos

true, wat he said was bullshit, pillows suck i have tried it once

#135 - On 07/10/2009 at 5:43pm by ivals

first

#2 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:04am by hundremeterhekk

fail

#10 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:14am by fmlAllStar7274

PWNED

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:04am by TJPartyBoy

oooh...fyl. But the pillow pwned you xD

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:05am by rukiafujioka

Haha FAIL for #2 and EPIC WIN for your mom...that's something to show the future girlfriend.

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:06am by LuckyCharms

what kind of mother do u have -_-''

#6 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:07am by riaaa

a funny one

#32 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:07pm by dearViena

ick, his mom is a creeper...i would walk out and pretend i hadn't seen anything, but your mom chose to record it?? o.O

#74 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:53pm by jncwmnd

It's not like he was beating off. He was screwing his pillow... in his sleep! That's funny! His mom has a good sense of humor.

#133 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:47pm by Leashaness

What kind of dreams do you have?

Fixed @ #6

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:09am by Rockey

LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?

#8 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:11am by Dboy23

Well that sucks

#9 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:13am by emer_helena

Why would she film it?

#11 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:17am by catatonicsleep

I guess a new YouTube hero is on its way! :-o

Disturbing btw... that your mom actually recorded it.

#12 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:25am by Mnemic

Haha she's either going to keep it for a good laugh or put it on youtube so other people can laugh haha

#13 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:40am by ImAKlutz15

Trade pillows with her. Tell her later.

PS--your mom's a freak.

#14 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:41am by aback

hahhaha that would be jokkkes

#20 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:15am by xij3ss

YYYEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

#80 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:03am by xTIGERxLILYx

FYL man. I flail when I sleep so I know sorta what you are going through. But yeah, I am liking that guy who said trade pillows.

#15 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:55am by stanish

i hope you dont rape people in your dreams.

#16 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:56am by Ommis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDD

#18 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:06am by dougelo7

ROTFLOL
Hope it gets on youtube.

#17 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:57am by rockonCB4

sooooooooo......did the pillow like it?

#19 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:07am by DemonicAngel151

Hope she puts it on YouTube

#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:22am by CJ090

Let us pray to the youtube gods that she does.

#109 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:53pm by Komatose

I found something like it....check it out!!! She humps a big ass teddy bear!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU9yzH-0Tl4

#132 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:35pm by girandwogpig

ew your mom is a creep.. lol :P

#22 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:37am by laurbabexx33

ew
your moms creepy
even creepier if she puts it on youtube

#23 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:44am by hiyaimmegz

Your mom needs psychiatric help. Seriously. Some things parents do are funny, but this is just mean.

#24 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:47am by Shmoopie4

clean that.

#25 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:49am by ReplicasWaifu

Lmao, funniest home videos?

#26 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:50am by vtmuse

your mom is weird
i think i would be kinda disturbed and walk away

#27 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:51am by hotissue

I bet u were dreaming of her. And #21 thats wierd as hell

#28 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:52am by dougriss

yeah wtf? ur mom is a tiny bit on the freaky sideeee lmaoo

#29 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:53am by mmmyeahsaraa

How does someone wake up finding themselves humping pillow? Was he just sleep walking or what?

#30 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:02pm by Monado

that is the best one i've ever heard.

#31 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:05pm by isodufff

Haha! Nice one.
Tip: Next time try a girl or woman.

#33 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:11pm by maddog

oooooooooh this made me laugh so hard. i once had a boyfriend who would hump my leg in his sleep... it would wake me up in the night......

#34 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:15pm by Lovely_Loser

Your boyfriend was a dog?

#46 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:49pm by Crunchy

Haha aren't all boyfriends? Jk, jk.

#71 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:55pm by Maddoctor

That was just...an epic win there, Maddoctor. xD

#89 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:58am by Danieeru

you whore

#35 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:17pm by youDecervedIt

kinky. i hope you at least took it to dinner beforehand

#36 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:31pm by S3A82

Was it at least wearing a pillow case?

#37 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:34pm by SP63

Rofl.

#39 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:42pm by sublime93

omfg, roflmfao!!!! :D

#44 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:25pm by werewolf_13

Hahahahahahaha, Thats great.

#138 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:14pm by remedy_1991

"I woke up finding myself"? Gah, it hurts.

But that is horrible. FYL.

#38 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:36pm by ellbtvsvm

dude, that's gross...burn the tape and get on her about privacy

#40 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:42pm by LouieG2OO7

She probably recorded it to show to your therapist. What? You don't have a therapist?

You will.

#42 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:00pm by thugbert

XDDDD

#50 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:15pm by girls4girls

...why?!?!

#43 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:07pm by krispykreem

Guess what video will be played at your wedding =P

#45 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:42pm by mrbattleman

IF you were in your bedroom when that happened, tell her off. I would seriously rip my parents a new one if they recorded me in my room while I slept- not only is it creepy as hell, but a total invasion of privacy.

FYL.

#47 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:52pm by BLNovelist

Why did they have a video camera ready and how did they know you were humping your pillow?

I would find that slightly creepy. Check the camera. There may be more videos of you in your sleep. O.O

#48 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:14pm by SuperSpore

good point lol

#99 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:14am by heavenandhell

wheres the tape?

#49 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:15pm by GrimReaper973

BAHAHAHAHAHA at #45 cmnt.
i think your mom was enjoying it.

#51 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:17pm by thatgirl21

your mom wants you in the sack ;)

#52 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:23pm by wellchit

Dang! Hahaha, someone had a fun night. (=P

#53 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:25pm by missjazzy_love

dude I've done it many times before, not with the pillow, but the mattress. shit happens lol.

#54 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:28pm by omgznoes

Your mom was enjoying every minute of it ;)

#56 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:03pm by meanie_monday

Oh God, this has to be posted NOW.

#57 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:04pm by Altrown

fake!!!! three days ago i put a fml saying i woke up to my dog humping me my girlfriend recorded it and sent it to all her friends. all you had to do was read my fml im moderate flm's

#58 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:09pm by bizz8290

So..the same thing can't possibly happen twice?
Hello, this type of thing happens.

OP : Omg your mom is CREEPY! I would just calmly walk out of the room and burst out laughing later.

#68 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:54pm by XxKate1294xX

nice. a blow-up pillow.

#59 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:36pm by mercyFML

That's seriously disturbing. Both the fact that you were doing it, and the fact that your mother was recording it.

#60 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:07pm by jmgirl

Oh man, "violently". The adverb makes this.

#61 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:13pm by amidecour

hahaahhaah......violently.... whoa what a dream that must have been hahahahah

#62 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:27pm by Terilyn4500

haha. did you buy your pillow a drink first?
also...my mom told me that i used to hump my pillow when i was younger (like age 4)
that is sooo classic. sooo funny. and your mom is NOT weird, i would do the same thing cause it's freaking hillarious!!

#63 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:44pm by funny_pages

I can just imagine the next time you have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you swing that way) over to meet your parents for the first time.

"Oh, and here he is taking his first steps..."
"Aww!"
"And here he is the day he was humping his pillow in his sleep..."
"...LOLWTF."

#65 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:57pm by Nai

you just made my day with that comment. HAHAHA.

#67 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:46pm by catindigamajig

I'm happy that my useless ranting has proven to be funny to at least one person!

#84 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:18am by Nai

Mountain Dew

#69 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:27pm by mrnicety

Aaahahaha! Sex dreams

#70 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:43pm by crisle12358

He was dreaming of glue perv.....he was just trying to rub it off. Yah, thats it :)

#91 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:09am by GoodpointAllen

whattt the helllll?

#107 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:32pm by lalaimbored

There was glue on his crotch, and it was bothering him, so he was trying to rub it off on his nearby pillow in a manner extremely similar to humping.

#111 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:03am by GoodpointAllen

I lol'd.

#72 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:17pm by Beccarr

She probably wants it, so she can show it to any partner you have that she doesn't like.

"So you like my son do you, here have a look at that Television screen right there, yes there he is asleep, just keep watching love, just keep watching..."

=]

#75 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:59pm by Destinyx

LMFAO!
That sucks. Delete the video before your mom shows your friends :P

#76 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:02pm by CourtneyDanielle

I would be on her good side from now on because that could get used for blackmail ;)

#77 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:43pm by Jakester

I bet if this were a girl and her dad recorded it, everyone would be slamming him for being a creep, and rightly so. The mother is just as creepy. What kind of parent films their child masturbating?

#78 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:49pm by Sanrio90

Oh god that is something my parents would film me doing just be glad it didn't show up on youtube -_- that is where a video of me doing that would be good thing i'm a light sleeper -_- lolz sucks to be you

#79 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:08pm by thisisshittyy

What will happen if you sleep in the same bed with someone?

#81 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:06am by FOBpeteyisgay

why the f do u hump pillows in ur sleep?

#82 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:06am by jessmr2002

He wasnt masturbating...

#83 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:07am by FOBpeteyisgay

I had a friend who told me that is how he learned to masturbate -- by humping his pillow.

#93 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:17am by doof_fisch

lol thats funny
was your dream that good?

#85 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:28am by mjay71208

everybody has a crazy wet dream but i dont know it they hump their pillows i bet you had a really good one but for your mom to record it wow i would never forgive her

#87 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:23am by daslasher

your mum's a bitch

#88 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:48am by plo_koon

Film her next time she and daddy are going at it, and then make a little video trade. Thatz what I would do >;)

#90 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:07am by GoodpointAllen

Wow, your dreams must be... wow... o.O

#92 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:18am by Vilen1025

The joke's on her when she realizes in nine months that she's a grandma of pillow babies.

#94 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:22am by doof_fisch

lmfao!! :D

#97 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:00am by cheesecakes

That just sounds...adorable. Pillow babies...it just sounds so cute. =)

#134 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:54am by Maddoctor

OMG
ROTFLMFAOO XDDDDDDDD
your life is gonna be forever plagued with that one video
& the fact your mom enjoyed it

#95 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:44am by xchd22x

Oh well, I congratulate on what was, hopefully, for you sake, a terrific performance.

#96 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:57am by _miss_anonymous_

Big white spot on your pillow.... "trades pillow with mom"

#98 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:05am by Dylan1996

sounds kinda hot lol wonder what you were dreaming about... and I wonder if I youtube pillow humping if your vid will show up 0.0

#100 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:07am by MissBunnyfufu

LMAO dude you have to masturbate more

#101 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:54pm by FFPianoDude

can i trade places with the pillow?

#102 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:55pm by romeovilleanyone

nono, hump ME!

#114 - On 07/06/2009 at 9:07am by l30n

i'm looking it up on youtube right now

#103 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:39pm by zebra1121

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wow.

#104 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:46pm by ShortyBBangin

haha wat did u dream about?

#105 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:42pm by masterdawn32

hahah who were you dreamin' about?

#106 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:30pm by chelsinatorx3

l

#108 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:34pm by lalaimbored

what type of dream did you have to wake up fucking a pillow

#110 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:13pm by cRaZy_burd_15

can you say youtube??

#112 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:46am by summer66

that's disgusting that you were humping the pillow, even mroe disgusting your mom recorded it.

#113 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:17am by Volcomliberation

how the hell does that happen?? u woke up violently humping it, that doesnt seem rite...

#115 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:07pm by muse88

violently humping your pillow..
get a girlfriend.
NOW

#116 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:31pm by fmlcrycrycryfml

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god that definatly made my day!!
hahaha some great dream huh;)
hahaha hello youtube?

#117 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:47pm by lolthatsucks101

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

#118 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:21pm by jenny104life

omg why would a mom do that....but that is funny

#119 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:43pm by Xheart2smileX

See you on Youtube :)

#120 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:15pm by Celery

Your creepy old mom probably wants grandpillows...so was recording the conception.
The most disturbing thing about this FML is the idea that your mom hangs out in your room with a video camera while you sleep. FYL for that alone dude..... F it.
I just have to ask though, doesn't her hanging out in your bedroom with a recording device locked and loaded while you sleep get unnerving or are you used to it?
I would be more freaked out by my creepy mother than the fact that I got caught and recorded trying to mate with my pillow.

oh and get help... for your mom.

#121 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:43am by BlackScorpionAng

HAHA!!! That sounds like something my mom would do! :D

#123 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:59am by novellover63

First of all...I find it awkward that you were humping a pillow considering that they don't really feel like a person under any circumstance, so I've deduced that you were having a dream about a really sexy marshmellow. Either that or you have one messed up pillow that is funky shaped and feels rather womanly to you whilst you dream...
Also, don't feel too bad. My dog likes to hump pillows as well...sometimes while they are in use by humans.
I suggest getting your mother on tape doing something horribly embarassing to blackmail her...

#125 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:54pm by vidchick88

Really sexy Marshmellow? Hahahaha.XD

#140 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:22pm by remedy_1991

..and where is the youtube link?

#126 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:34pm by primogen18

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#127 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:40pm by chaldox0princess

You were dreaming of Megan Fox weren't you?

#128 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:25pm by photokid201

HAHAHAHAHA.

Why don't you say, "Mom, you're a sick fuck, making porn out of your own son." Maybe then she'll erase it.

#129 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:14pm by cactus

hahahaha that really sucks!

#130 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:37pm by chaqibabay

YDI for being asleep. Sleep is for the weak.

#131 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:15am by Allord

LMFAO !!!! nice mommmy .

#136 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:20am by NicoletteOxmarie

Oh my God I can't believe she'd record that. That's perverse.

#137 - On 07/11/2009 at 9:14am by AudreyKHepburn

I started crying because of how hard i was laughing at this comment. XD

#139 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:17pm by remedy_1991

Haha! Dude that sucks. But it made my day :]

#141 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:23am by megan_is_onfiree

ooo .. creepy...

#142 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:37am by bcopeland

hahahhaha!!..that's sad..but funny:)

#143 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:50am by perfectgrl6971

well. im sorry, but that one made me laugh. :] but its okay, i thought of my boyfriend doing that. which made it funnier.

#144 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:02pm by cers123

why would she record it? wierd. but very funny

#145 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:56pm by coloradostate

youtube!!!!!!

#146 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:13am by car6435

Wow...I think your mom has a very creepy sense of humor

#147 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:54am by cookie77

damm, WTF lol u shouldd b ashamedd....smh. but itszz okaii :D

#148 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:42am by lMfA0

did it get u hard LOLZzz what were u dreaming about? LOL VIOLENTLY BE CAREFUL PILLOW LOL LOL LOL

#149 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:37pm by Hurleygal

Its a partener that can never tell u ur bad in the bed lol and pillow fluff flew everywhere lol

#150 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:39pm by Hurleygal

aww cmon thats funny. hahaha no offense, but u got a hela funny mom

#151 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:35am by xxAHIPPIExx

4 u creep me out

#152 - On 07/24/2009 at 11:00pm by hiphopapotamuz

L.M.F.A.O.

hilariousssssssss!

#153 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:13pm by ajmhooper

violently :)

#154 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm by fluckmylife

ha. your mom....wow
whats your name.. i live in oregon too

#155 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:32am by court3love

That was so hilarious there aren't even words to explain. I'm just curious is that satifying in any way.

#156 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:48pm by kabrii815

haha that shit is funny why were you doing it in the first place god knows why haha omg thats just halarious

#157 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:01am by skgirl

She was probably wondering why she had to wash the pillowcases so often.

FYL depends on what she plans to do with the video...

#158 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:54am by _rawrasaur_

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