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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52931) - you deserved it (9004)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

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