Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

#3452744
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29404) - you deserved it (5656)

On 07/03/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by senelbeat - United States (Louisiana)

hannaholic's life also sucks
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came "I…

shandrith also deserved it
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating…

Top comments

Mom burns are the best.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:09pm by Tippssy

See in context

+27

how bout you and i prove your mother wrong

bow chicka waa waa

Edit-what! a man! OH F****

#32 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:55pm by Peroxide

See in context

+7 | 3

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by