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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35282) - you deserved it (7577)

On 07/03/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by senelbeat - United States (Louisiana)

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Mom burns are the best.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:09pm by Tippssy

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It wouldn't be too hard to prove her wrong.

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:13pm by fxdxhk90

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