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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (5378)

On 07/03/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by senelbeat - United States (Louisiana)

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