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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37998) - you deserved it (29852)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

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Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 4:03pm by MissMoonshine

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If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came?
I'd think you were gay too! lol

#15 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:08pm by Natalie2k8

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