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Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21267) - you deserved it (33139)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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