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Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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really, in the living room?

#3 - On 06/30/2009 at 10:11am by kjr1047

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That has to be disturbing. Though I don't know what is more disturbing, this FML, or the fact that your mom not only approached you about it but watched closely enough to realize you used her lotion on more than one occasion.

#9 - On 06/30/2009 at 10:16am by Snuwishuhad

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