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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64555) - you deserved it (31832)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

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