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Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 5:03am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Ewwww, that had to be awkward. Im glad my parents aren't that open. FYL

#1 - On 06/22/2009 at 2:04pm by Jakil_Spectre

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That's disgusting and he can get his own ass up for that, I mean really i think he can buy his own damn condoms...

#10 - On 06/22/2009 at 2:26pm by ThinkingPunkLove

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