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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9807) - you deserved it (67614)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

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