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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:04pm by area51avenger

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Nice hand / ball coordination.

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:05pm by teehee520

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