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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (51868)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

#23 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:30pm by mcdiaz

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#27 i'm sorry but watching porn in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

#30 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:49pm by redhead10

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