Wanker and Intimacy: Caught in 4K - FML

Caught in 4K

By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Spicy

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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You deserved it 408

Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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You deserved it 37 998

By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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You deserved it 718

By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Spicy

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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By Lonely - 02/01/2010 10:30 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML

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Top comments

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:49

#27 i'm sorry but watching **** in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

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Bubbelz 25

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:03

hahaha xD slimmerik! YDI voor je vooruitdenken

sarahdarlin_x 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:10

LMAOOO. i almost died laughing there. nice one ;)

NiceGuy2 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:41

hahaha lmfao when I read this I couldn't stop laughing hahaaaahaha idiot

eener_21 0

Monday 19 April 2010 17:36

hehe

elmy_fml 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:52

Whahahahahahahahaha, ik vraag me echt af hoe je daar achter bent gekomen!!! xD

daffyduckdd 2

Tuesday 4 May 2010 13:48

rofl

kaycay0211 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:44

haha oh shoot, that's funny sorry tho.

yaaan3825 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:24

Lmao.

Rutgerman95 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:19

WAT?!? Okee, ik heb een tip voor je: Haat je leven!

tohaveandtohold 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:06

dude how the he'll I'd u find this out??

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