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Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51650) - you deserved it (4398)

On 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by automaticfail_00 (woman) - United States (California)

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if he was your best friend, he was probably joking.

or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

#10 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:50am by fosizzlemynizzlE

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Was it as good for you as it was for him?

#2 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:33am by my_fml_account

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