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Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37714) - you deserved it (2605)

On 06/17/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by creepedouthostess (woman) - United States (Washington)

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i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol

#2 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:07pm by JYNXX21

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Good to know you attract some people

Pedo-bear makes a move

#3 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:07pm by Today_i_died_fml

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