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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10813) - you deserved it (56169)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

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if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

#3 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:35am by fmlplzthks

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If I was her I'd be rightly pissed :P

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:52pm by HyperFlirt

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